"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
E A Sports, it's in the game!
Also, the new guy looks pretty good.
Inb4 a certain MOBAfailian comes buckets and goes on a bias crazed monologue.
Also, the new guy looks pretty good.
Inb4 a certain MOBAfailian comes buckets and goes on a bias crazed monologue.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
Toshabi wrote:
Also, the new guy looks pretty good.
I'm too lazy to read it in detail, care to summarize info on him for me?
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Inb4 a certain MOBAfailian comes buckets and goes on a bias crazed monologue.
Yup, I'm eagerly awaiting his arrival.

Searz wrote:
I'm too lazy to read it in detail, care to summarize info on him for me?
The interim CEO, Larry Probst, is the guy who was CEO from 1991-2007, so he probably knows what he's doing. EA's Board of Directors is looking for a permanent CEO, so presumably Probst isn't going to be CEO again. Then people say nice things about each other.
The press release also notes that EA's earnings for this quarter are probably going to be on the low end of or below their expectations (which they published at the end of January). I assume this means they almost certainly will be below EA's published expectations, and perhaps even substantially so.
The rest is a large disclaimer about how EA can't predict the future, so stuff might be different than what they say they expect. Like they're going to be this quarter.
Overall, very little real information.
OTGBionicArm wrote: Armored wimminz = badass.
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Let's hope EA isn't corrupt enough to keep sinking..