The Jokes Thread.

[quote=Anastasios][quote=Canoas] I know plenty of jokes that are offensive.. as to me they're the funniest. This might be against the rules, so I'll only say one and if it's ok I'll post more. They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews! [/quote] Hehehe. I know a few too, but i'll wait for approval before posting.[/quote]

[quote=Mowen]I would just stay away from jokes that directly insult the ethnicity/gender/sexuality etc. Though, I think those jokes usually aren't very funny so you probably wouldn't have posted them anyways. So the Jew joke is more of a historical joke than like... "Why was the guy so dumb? Because he was a Jew! HAHA!" Also try not to get *too* dirty with the dirty jokes, as we're still not supposed to discuss adult material on the site. No I'm not sure where the line is, if you cross it I will tell you. :P[/quote]

[quote=Anastasios]Kay Mowen ^^ Thanks for the heads-up[/quote]

[quote=Canoas]Ok then, I'll write a few jokes in ascending offensiveness and you'll tell me when it's too much. I left out the ones I consider offensive. WARNING: SOMEWHAT OFFENSIVE JOKES AHEAD. 1. Two dwarfs walk into a minibar. [spoiler] [/spoiler] 2. Why did the mexican push his wife of the cliff? [spoiler]Tequila[/spoiler] 3. How does every racist joke start? [spoiler]By looking over your shoulder[/spoiler] 4. [removed by mod] 5. People say dolphins are really intelligent... [spoiler]Yeah, but only compared to the retarded kids we got them swimming with.[spoiler][/quote]

[quote=Mowen]1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.> 4. Too far imo, because it's targeting a pretty specific group and saying they generally do illegal things, also it's not funny! Removing it. 3. - My favorite, so funneh[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm][quote=Mowen] 1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.> [/quote] The statement alone is hilarious. XD[/quote]

[quote=Minho]^ lol[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=OTGBionicArm] [quote=Mowen] 1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.> [/quote] The statement alone is hilarious. XD [/quote] Making fun of mowen? Banned![/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Don't ban me, please, Mowen. D:[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=OTGBionicArm] Don't ban me, please, Mowen. D: [/quote] Maybe she will have mercy but you should apologise and present a sacrifice to the altar of mowen. Human sacrifice will do best I think.[/quote]