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January 16, 2013 5:22pm
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So I work at a gas station, and our drink cooler has been out of order for a few weeks now and it doesn't look like it's getting fixed anytime soon, and if I hear "do you know your cooler isn't working?" from one more customer I'm going to punch a hole in the wall, because it's like 70 times a day "Yo man your coolers out" yes I know, I have known for over two weeks!!! So I need you guys to come up with a zinger, basically something like a catchphrase I can say to these people, when they ask that stupid question,

Don't get me wrong I love my job but I just need something to say to these people something witty that wont get me fired.

Just an example of what I hear every day,
And yes we have an out of order sign
"hey none of these drinks are cold did you know that"
"why are of these drinks kinda hot?"
"are these safe to drink?"
"still not fixed!!"
"by the way your coolers not working you should get it looked at"
"ugh warm drinks no thanks"
"HEY what the hell"
"Did you know you pop cooler freezing thing is out?" < yeah I have people say stuff like that

and the list goes on and on.

I just need something else to say to these people besides, yeah it broke on Christmas some gift Santa left us, and we are waiting on a part to fix it.
please I need your help

But at least one time when I was stocking the cooler with cold drinks from the back of store I defiantly convinced a guy that we had a new experimental part that only cooled drinks of a certain caffeine/sugar ratio, and he believed it.
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do you know your cooler isn't working?
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lol
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Also a good tip: To make sure that people won't ask about or inform you of the obvious; you could put up a sign. However, that might just be crazy European nonsense.
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And yes we have an out of order sign



just sayin GMD
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DillButt64 wrote:



just sayin GMD


I just read parts of the post so... I just assumed that... I.. eh... well.. have only been to The States once.
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yep people don't look at stuff like that sadly, I guess my only hope is to make the sign bigger
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yep people don't look at stuff like that sadly, I guess my only hope is to make the sign bigger


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"Is that a rocket in your pockets or are you just happy to see me?"

"How are you enjoying our warm goat piss today, sir?"


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^^ I wish I could say that but I would be fired, if I did
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