League of Legends (LoL) Question: How to pick up grills

amazon has some nice ones...

http://www.traegergrills.com/shop

If this fails:
1. Google image "Grills"
2. Right-click on an image of a grill
3. Print it
4. Pick up the paper out of the printer
5. Congratulations, you just picked up a grill from the internet!

Step 1. Learn to cope with being outside I myself had this problem but after moths of practice I've overcome it.

Step 2. Prioritize you must decide which is more important LOL or having an internet GF.

Step 3. The Final step is a really hard step, you must make sure this person is not a scammer or a pedophile i dated this persons for 2 years than I learned they it was some 45 year old man trying to pick up chicks using this method I'm telling you about now.

Step 5. NEVER talk about FIGHT CLUB