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Hey everyone,
Normally I write a blog post every month but this time I will make an exception. I had the funny idea of posting some pick up lines. I want guys to add more, and girls to comment on whether that would work or not. Here we go:
Well those are some stuff that I know, tell me what you think ;DD
Normally I write a blog post every month but this time I will make an exception. I had the funny idea of posting some pick up lines. I want guys to add more, and girls to comment on whether that would work or not. Here we go:
- [guy] I am actually a snail. [girl] wtf!? [guy] *stretches back, makes crackling noise* Oh ****, my house just broke! Now I don't know where to sleep tonight... how about your place? ;D
- [guy] Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? [girl] ehh no [guy] At least enough to break the ice!
- [guy] Did it hurt? [girl] wtf? [guy] You know, when you fell from heaven.
- [guy] I bet your dad is a drug dealer. [girl] omg, wtf? Why? [guy] Because you are dope.
- [guy] Your dad must be a thief. [girl] wtf? [guy] He stole all the stars and put them in your eyes!
- [guy] You should have carried a life vest, because I just drowned in your beautiful eyes.
- [guy] You should have brought some cushions, because the floor really hurts.
Well those are some stuff that I know, tell me what you think ;DD
>:)
I...I have been beaten...it is over...I see the light...
FOOL! I can't believe thou feel for thy trick, it is over demon. I have on this little game of minds! Die!
>:)
You transforming little minx! I will cut thou down where thou stand. Die, foul demon!
you art no match for me, demon. I dare thee to attempt such a trick on thy again.
I hope I got it rightI'm bisexual, so it's k
oh...then how about a threew-*insert trollface*
jksjks. Don't flame me for that.
If only I knew that...things just got awkward, I don't really know where to go from here. <.<
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Cake?
I'm bisexual, so it's k
I don't need pick-up lines, I only have drop-off lines such as "
if you call the cops I kill youI know where you live" or "get the **** out of my carget out of my van, I'm finished". It's all about being romantic.um...the really sad part is Imma lady :P
If only I knew that...things just got awkward, I don't really know where to go from here. <.<
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Cake?