Hey everyone,

Normally I write a blog post every month but this time I will make an exception. I had the funny idea of posting some pick up lines. I want guys to add more, and girls to comment on whether that would work or not. Here we go:
  • [guy] I am actually a snail. [girl] wtf!? [guy] *stretches back, makes crackling noise* Oh ****, my house just broke! Now I don't know where to sleep tonight... how about your place? ;D
  • [guy] Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? [girl] ehh no [guy] At least enough to break the ice!
  • [guy] Did it hurt? [girl] wtf? [guy] You...
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