Views: 1159 I found my religion!
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Greetings ladies and gentlemen,
A long time I was wondering which religion makes the most sense, and which one I might agree with.
After lots and lots of research, I found the religion, that is probably the one and only truth:
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Well... What does being a follower of the Spaghetti monster mean?
* You must dress up like a pirate
* The reason global warming is in affect, is because of the decrease in pirates.
* Well... those are the most important things.
Those who want to be a pirate, should follow the Spaghetti monster aswell!
YARR!
:D
A long time I was wondering which religion makes the most sense, and which one I might agree with.
After lots and lots of research, I found the religion, that is probably the one and only truth:
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Well... What does being a follower of the Spaghetti monster mean?
* You must dress up like a pirate
* The reason global warming is in affect, is because of the decrease in pirates.
* Well... those are the most important things.
Those who want to be a pirate, should follow the Spaghetti monster aswell!
YARR!
:D
I'm trying to sound like a pirate, but I feel like I come off more like a drunk Australian.
Terribad joke, I'll let myself out now.
But this makes sense too..
GodFSM We TrustRamen.