I'm sick of this attitude in normals (I don't play ranked, so I dunno what goes on there) that if you don't go with the meta, satan is going to be summoned to rip out your soul and rape your body till is doesn't exist anymore.

Story Time! So I choose urgot, and my buddy that I'm on skype with chooses leona, so we call bot lane. Then this guy on our team goes "no urgot go top, not bot. urgot is not ad carry". So I tell the guy that me and leona are on skype and that it doesn't matter if I'm an ad carry or not. Then he gets mad at me because no one is jungling. So I tell him,... Read More

"YOU DIDN'T CALL MIA YOU STU-"
SHUT UP. YES, MR ZERO WARD MALZAHAR, THAT MEANS YOU. YES, YOU TOO MR "I'M GONNA W ALL OF THE MINONS" BRAND.
No, I didn't call mia. Guess what? I don't give a flying fadoodle. I have 2 wards top. You could have looked at the map and seen him. It's 16 minutes into the game. Get some friggin' wards. What's that? Oh, my apologies. I had NO IDEA that you're saving up for a deathcap. My bad. You don't need wards if you call mias, amiright?

Sorry, I had to vent a lil bit. Seriously though, mia's are ******ed. Just look at the map. Read More

I've realized that I've gotten so sick of dealing with people who think they're right all the time and people who are stupid, that I've slowly transitioned over to exclusively solotop and solomid positions. Read More