So like today
I was playin
And like
I had about 3 stacks
and I got a crit
and it killed
the minion had like 10 health
i felt so cool
and then I died
i was all like "wtf riven get off my **** *****"
and she was all like "Go back to your kennel you ****ing poodle"
and i was like "imma beat yo *** *****"
and she was like "I'm going to cut off your tail"
and i was like "i dun even have a tail"
and she was like "I'll make you one and then put it on you and then cut it off"
and i was like "i think were done here"
maybe i shouldn't have been at their nexus farming at level 4.......
This has been a fake story by Stylistical. I hope you enjoyed Susan the Poodle.