Ok fellas.
Before explaining on how to become AD carry I will first explain on how to ensure you will get your AD carry.

First thing you say in champ selection is to scream:
"adc", "AD bot", "ad or feed".(pick any)

Secondly if someone asks you why you want it or when "you iz gud ad curry" answer:
"I like icecream does that count as an answer?"
"I am far more handsome thus I deserve the ad carry role!"
"Do you know how marcellus wallace look like?"
"Does he look like a b*tch?"

Now that we established that we are indeed ad carry now we can now pick and AD carry champion.
After the loading screen you are now the ad carry of the team as long as you buy the right items.

That concludes my guide to being an ad carry.Join me next time on how I will teach "warding".