"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
HiFromBuddha wrote:
Ayy, Guy Sebastian. I don't really care enough for Eurovision to support my own country, lol.
EDIT: Emoriam making me look bad by deleting his post and making me double post.
EDIT: Emoriam making me look bad by deleting his post and making me double post.
Yeaaah, I'm a bad guy
Australia only reached fifth place but at least didn't diappoint like Germany. To be honest, most songs were just plain boring. Congratulations to Sweden whatsoever !
Thanks to Aquilegia for this sig!
LOL
(warning, the last scene at 2:38 contains violence against dogs, but you can watch the rest of the scenes until then and it's still funny)
(warning, the last scene at 2:38 contains violence against dogs, but you can watch the rest of the scenes until then and it's still funny)
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I even made GIFs out of them :^>