Jimmydoggga 2.0 wrote:
Its hard to judge how good an antijoke is when they're not meant to be funny.
I found many of the ones posted in that thread funny.
Are you saying that the others were doing it wrong?
"Moral justification is a powerful disengagement mechanism. Destructive conduct is made personally and socially acceptable by portraying it in the service of moral ends." - Albert Bandura
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
Oh and I found this one especially funny:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz wrote:
Don't make assumptions please. I'm against both sides.
I think it's ****ing idiotic to dress up in a sexual outfit to garner sexual attention and then scream about it when people give it to you.
I also think it's ****ing idiotic to demean another human being and committing inappropriate deeds because of sexual attraction.
Both are ****ing idiots. **** em' all I say. People are idiots.
The sad truth has been spoken xD
Btw, I didn't mean to call you out or anything of the sort - I just thought that what I had to say tied in well with your comment :p
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