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"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." - Mike Rogers, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 8th congressional district, 2013
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
Searz wrote:
You're saying that you're using E3 as a way to find interesting games that otherwise wouldn't end up on your radar?
That is a bad idea.
Reviews and critiques are far better places to look for games that interest you, because games featured there are complete.
Find a good source, one that you feel you can trust to be relatively objective and then find interesting stuff through that.
You're right, but it doesn't take away from the fact that it makes E3 a generally fun thing to watch. I check stuff out on E3 just for the fun of discovering new things or hyping upcoming games (like Fallout 4, where I've been waiting for a sequel for years) and once they get released I spam metacritic for reviews and ratings :p
Also, how about this E3 bingo?
http://thathomestar.tumblr.com/post/121413011677/my-e3-bingo-cards-are-complete-i-took-the
Searz wrote:
Go play Dark Messiah of Might and Magic instead of hyping an unreleased game.
I already have that game and I will play it, but I don't see why that'd stop me from saying I'm excited for Dishonored 2. Mind you, I'm not saying I'll pre-order it (hell, I might not even buy it at all if it turns out not to be as good as the first one), just that I'm excited because I really enjoyed the first one. No idea why that seems to bother you so much.
you dont have to post in the topic if you dont like E3 searz, and id rather you didnt if youre only going to talk about how stupid e3 is
dishonored was probably my favorite game ive played in a long time and i really cant wait for that, the microsoft conference was kind of boring to me since i dont have an xbox one and dont plan on getting one even though recore looks like it would be cool (no gameplay tho), pretty cool how theyre going to let you have fallout 4 mods on the xbox one that you can get from online and giving people backwards compatibility
one more thing i forgot to mention is that Mother 1 is coming out of Japan with the name Earthbound Beginnings after 20 years, and Mario Maker is looking like an amazing game sort of like how Little Big Planet is, cant wait to see the cool stuff people make with it
dishonored was probably my favorite game ive played in a long time and i really cant wait for that, the microsoft conference was kind of boring to me since i dont have an xbox one and dont plan on getting one even though recore looks like it would be cool (no gameplay tho), pretty cool how theyre going to let you have fallout 4 mods on the xbox one that you can get from online and giving people backwards compatibility
one more thing i forgot to mention is that Mother 1 is coming out of Japan with the name Earthbound Beginnings after 20 years, and Mario Maker is looking like an amazing game sort of like how Little Big Planet is, cant wait to see the cool stuff people make with it

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You're saying that you're using E3 as a way to find interesting games that otherwise wouldn't end up on your radar?
That is a bad idea.
Reviews and critiques are far better places to look for games that interest you, because games featured there are complete.
Find a good source, one that you feel you can trust to be relatively objective and then find interesting stuff through that.