Vapora's Ranked Journey to ... Whatever he...

[quote=Vapora Dark]lol, this [[kog'maw]] was the same one I beat last game. [img=http://i.imgur.com/8IiM4cd.jpg width=900] After telling him I was the [[talon]] and linking him my [[talon]] win/loss, I managed to convince him to let me mid so he picked [[Kog'maw]] ADC. I took a lot of CS from bot lane after successful ganks and such to shove out the lane faster, so he got pissed off at me and started saying that I was useless and I was just KS'ing everything. [img=http://i.imgur.com/s6ZBm1o.png width=900][/quote]

[quote=LevasK]You have 17 kills, Kog has 17 assists - looks like KS to me :^)[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]I did more damage, so they're rightfully mine. :^) [img=http://i.imgur.com/51wb296.jpg width=900] idk my team was stomping without me, I didn't know what to do half the time. By the end of the game we'd all just been playing for KDA for the past 10 minutes, trying to steal kills from each other rather than trying to end LOL. I'm gonna play 1 more game before I go to bed, if I don't win and get into promos then... afk[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]Wtf these games are just winning themselves at this point, look at my team. [img=http://i.imgur.com/8jpozJW.jpg width=900] Well that's definitely enough League for 1 day, I'm bored out of my mind at this point. x.x My [[talon]] w/l right now by the way, hnnnnnnng. [img=http://i.imgur.com/H3u7T0q.png width=900][/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]Why do my winning streaks always end in promos? ;-; [img=http://i.imgur.com/dPid5QC.jpg width=900] Cass apparently didn't want to lane against me so they sent Irelia mid with Ignite and Cass top with TP, and I had no armor in my runes as I was expecting to be facing Cass. This was a huge problem in lane so I had to resort to farming with just [[rake]] after a certain point, as [[irelia]] could destroy me in any trades. I actually had to blow my [[flash]] at level 1 as Blitz hooked me from a brush where all 5 of them were hiding in as I walked up to it to try and ward it, and I managed to escape with my life but it burnt my [[flash]]. Eventually [[shyvana]] ganked me / basically tower dove me by walking up to me as I retreated into my tower, and they both moved faster than me because of their slows so they just auto-attacked me to death while I was unable to Flash away. After that I kept playing defensively in lane and picked up a triple kill in a countergank to Irelia near top lane, and I got ahead of [[irelia]] like that and started snowballing. Unfortunately my team was all losing and even though we started to make a comeback, we were unable to get anything out of it because my team kept getting caught and making bad calls, one of which was to start baron right as their team revived and had nearly reached the baron pit (seriously, that was the most retarded, suicide-y call I've ever seen at this Elo). Everyone except me died and I managed to prevent them from ending by killing [[cassiopeia]] 1v4 while they were trying to destroy our last nexus turret, buying time for my team to revive and ace them even though I died. After this people just kept getting caught and not grouping up, and they aced us and ended. And I just had to dodge my last promo game because I had the [[irelia]] from that game in my lobby, and said that he was going to troll because I picked [[talon]] and said I'm a disgusting human being that doesn't deserve to win, and locked in [[rammus]] with [[clarity]] and [[clairvoyance]]. No one else seemed to notice or care, and I was the only one that seemed willing to dodge, which I did at the very last instant. Edit: Nvm I lied, apparently someone dodged juuuuuuuuuuuust before I did, because I'm still in promos.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][quote=Vapora Dark]I'm a disgusting human being that doesn't deserve to win[/quote] Someone had to say it. You're also a liar, as you admited in your edit :^)[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]I had a hard time in lane vs [[cassiopeia]] and couldn't do much from behind until I built LW, but fortunately bot and stomp were stomping hard enough that it didn't matter that I was a non-factor for most of the game. [img=http://i.imgur.com/IScucoJ.jpg width=900] And as it turns out, that [[cassiopeia]] was a fan of mine lol. OtherOne: Vapora Straight Dogger: for yet another year of you being low OtherOne: finnaly I met you :D Vapora Dark: lol Vapora Dark: you play talon? OtherOne: I was talon main last season Vapora Dark: wp in lane OtherOne: You wrote guide? Vapora Dark: hardest cass i've laned against recently Vapora Dark: yeah OtherOne: hahaha OtherOne: yes :D OtherOne: I was reading your guide all the time OtherOne: when I was still in gold OtherOne: and I got to diamond 1 with talon :D OtherOne: tnx man! Vapora Dark: haha nice Vapora Dark: np :) OtherOne: :D OtherOne: gg wp :) [url=http://i.imgur.com/8TLRUXo.png]Proof that I'm not making this up[/url][/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]ez lane ez game [img=http://i.imgur.com/jUA2eZq.png width=900] [img=http://i.imgur.com/RXOxTKs.jpg width=900][/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]Well I was super ahead towards the start of the game, but my team was far too behind to win as a full AD team. Not to mention [[caitlyn]]'s build... [img=http://i.imgur.com/EX4pyVA.jpg width=900][/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]bitch [img=http://i.imgur.com/MDRtX11.png] [img=http://i.imgur.com/glA4mxR.png] [img=http://i.imgur.com/qxbyIaT.jpg width=900][/quote]