Tomorrow might possibly be the worst day of my life. So I get this message on my phone from the neighbors, asking if I can babysit their daughter. I've done that more times than I can count in the last 2 years, but the things is, they need me to babysit her FOR THE ENTIRE DAY. AND IT'S MONDAY TOMORROW. And for some reason, they had no one else who was available. Normally I would shove it off to my parents, but neither of them are at home. So, I have to babysit a 5 y/o the entire day, AND BRING HER TO MY SCHOOL. The teachers are going to kill me, and my classmates will have the time of their life, at least the guys. The girls in my class will probably gush over how adorable she is. Tomorrow's going to be great.

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I want to be a Blitzball wrote:
Tomorrow might possibly be the worst day of my life. So I get this message on my phone from the neighbors, asking if I can babysit their daughter. I've done that more times than I can count in the last 2 years, but the things is, they need me to babysit her FOR THE ENTIRE DAY. AND IT'S MONDAY TOMORROW. And for some reason, they had no one else who was available. Normally I would shove it off to my parents, but neither of them are at home. So, I have to babysit a 5 y/o the entire day, AND BRING HER TO MY SCHOOL. The teachers are going to kill me, and my classmates will have the time of their life, at least the guys. The girls in my class will probably gush over how adorable she is. Tomorrow's going to be great.
Next time just tell them that you have to go to school and can't take her.
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Latest Legend wrote:
Nice friend you got there.
I feel like he was pretty justified. Fiora gave FB to Riven and Rek'sai before minions had spawned and was 0/10 at 14 minutes. She was pretty intentionally losing us the game.
Lugignaf wrote:
What the hell man. That seems like the most obvious, "No, I have more important things" ever. Like, you cannot have a kid messing with your schooling like that. :/
I know that I should have done that, but seeing that it's only the beginning of the school year, meaning days are still pretty soft, and they practically begged me. If they ever ask me to babysit her for a whole weekday again, I'll say no. And, it's not going to really hinder me going to school. I can focus in any situation really, and if I tell her to not do anything stupid or take my attention she'll do it. If it would have been any other kid, I know a few from having worked at a kindergarden, I would've said no.
Also, going to have so much fun tonight. Planned on doing drinking games with some classmates. Going to be great. Posting some of the games we'll play below.
Battleshots: Same as the normal game, except you gotta drink each time someone gets a hit.
Shot roulette: Do I need to explain this on?
Beer Chess: Same as normal chess, drinks replace everything. Knock something out and whoever owns the piece has to empty it.
Drunk Jenga: Same as normal jenga, except you got stupid things to do written on the blocks. Not all blocks will have something written on. Also, the loser needs to take two blocks with a challenge on, and down their drink in one go.
Best part, everyone has to go to school, no matter what. And if you don't, for whatever reason, you pay 50 euro to everyone who took part.

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I'd be surprised if they even allow you to bring that kid to school lol.
I feel like he was pretty justified. Fiora gave FB to Riven and Rek'sai before minions had spawned and was 0/10 at 14 minutes. She was pretty intentionally losing us the game.
imo even then it's never justified to call someone a "holocaust deserving jew", it's a ****ing game - he didn't kill your firstborn or smth like that
while we're at it, if riot's chat detection system actually worked for post-game chat he'd get automatically permabanned for that
Vapora Dark wrote:
I feel like he was pretty justified. Fiora gave FB to Riven and Rek'sai before minions had spawned and was 0/10 at 14 minutes. She was pretty intentionally losing us the game.
imo even then it's never justified to call someone a "holocaust deserving jew", it's a ****ing game - he didn't kill your firstborn or smth like that
while we're at it, if riot's chat detection system actually worked for post-game chat he'd get automatically permabanned for that
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there is a secret curse that whenever I join vaporas stream while he is in the game, he dies within the next minute and looses said game. Soulzyy simply blamed the 1/18 fiora instead of me.