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Okay, this'll be the end of it. The jig is up.
Friends.
Today, I have gathered you here, in this very thread, to discuss a matter of utmost importance. As we all know, GrandmasterD, also known as GrandmistressD or simply GMD, has been out of the radar for a significant amount of time. Vanished. Gone. Just like that.
Isn't it weird? How would you react, if your neighbor would suddenly disappear? Exactly, you would think it strange. You would look for a reason. This we have failed to, and I must confess, this was wrong.
At the same time, another regular has been absent for a while now. The man I'm talking about is none other than Toshabi, also known as, you know, that guy. Coincidence? I think not. Think about it. Two of the most scheming members of this very site have disappeared on the very same time. I don't believe in "coincidence".
These are the facts. Naturally, one would start connecting the dots by now. But I am not done yet. I did not invite you here, today, at this moment, simply because two people decided to do something else with their lives. No, the reason I have called you here today lies here, clouded by our own assumptions. Assumed truths. Blind spots. False facts.
Wayne, what do you think of all this? Why don't you share with us your observations over the past few weeks? I'm asking you because, frankly, there is more to tell.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me ask you: has Wayne ever had a sense of humor? Is the image of the law we have in mind one of laughs, one of joy? Of course not. Yet, why does Wayne suddenly make funny jokes all around the website? Take this comment for instance, posted on December 13th, 1:28 PM:
Now, let us look some more at Wayne's latest responses. Let us look in this very thread. What do we see? No, not words. Not jokes. Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Mobafirians: the things we see, are gifs.
Gifs. Why am I suddenly talking about gifs? Allow me to explain. Who of us, most of all, tends to flood the forums with funny gifs? That's right, none other than GMD. Who makes our threads overflow with witty, sharp humor? Correct, Toshabi it is.
Who have been absent over the past few weeks?
Surely, your thoughts right now should be: but what about motive? And indeed, I have not yet revealed to you this vital piece of information. Yet, the truth, as is so often the case, is stunningly simple. We all know GMD and Toshabi have always been scheming to engulf our sacred forums in a trolling menace, a place where discussions about Tank Akali go on for more than five pages, a temple for witty jokes and funny gifs. There was only one problem: the law. As Toshabi has stated himself:
Precisely. There is only one option: to become law itself.
But enough of my monologue, it is time we hear of the very man himself. What have you to say, mister 3100? Why don't you show us what hides behind that nicely designed W avatar? Show us your true colors, impostors!
Friends.
Today, I have gathered you here, in this very thread, to discuss a matter of utmost importance. As we all know, GrandmasterD, also known as GrandmistressD or simply GMD, has been out of the radar for a significant amount of time. Vanished. Gone. Just like that.
Isn't it weird? How would you react, if your neighbor would suddenly disappear? Exactly, you would think it strange. You would look for a reason. This we have failed to, and I must confess, this was wrong.
At the same time, another regular has been absent for a while now. The man I'm talking about is none other than Toshabi, also known as, you know, that guy. Coincidence? I think not. Think about it. Two of the most scheming members of this very site have disappeared on the very same time. I don't believe in "coincidence".
These are the facts. Naturally, one would start connecting the dots by now. But I am not done yet. I did not invite you here, today, at this moment, simply because two people decided to do something else with their lives. No, the reason I have called you here today lies here, clouded by our own assumptions. Assumed truths. Blind spots. False facts.
Wayne, what do you think of all this? Why don't you share with us your observations over the past few weeks? I'm asking you because, frankly, there is more to tell.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me ask you: has Wayne ever had a sense of humor? Is the image of the law we have in mind one of laughs, one of joy? Of course not. Yet, why does Wayne suddenly make funny jokes all around the website? Take this comment for instance, posted on December 13th, 1:28 PM:
Wayne3100 wrote:
I can accept the Frost Queen's without the AP Nasus mid.
Now, let us look some more at Wayne's latest responses. Let us look in this very thread. What do we see? No, not words. Not jokes. Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Mobafirians: the things we see, are gifs.
Gifs. Why am I suddenly talking about gifs? Allow me to explain. Who of us, most of all, tends to flood the forums with funny gifs? That's right, none other than GMD. Who makes our threads overflow with witty, sharp humor? Correct, Toshabi it is.
Who have been absent over the past few weeks?
Surely, your thoughts right now should be: but what about motive? And indeed, I have not yet revealed to you this vital piece of information. Yet, the truth, as is so often the case, is stunningly simple. We all know GMD and Toshabi have always been scheming to engulf our sacred forums in a trolling menace, a place where discussions about Tank Akali go on for more than five pages, a temple for witty jokes and funny gifs. There was only one problem: the law. As Toshabi has stated himself:
Toshabi wrote:
I hope the people on this website devour your flesh in a law-abiding MOBAfail terms of use manner.
Precisely. There is only one option: to become law itself.
But enough of my monologue, it is time we hear of the very man himself. What have you to say, mister 3100? Why don't you show us what hides behind that nicely designed W avatar? Show us your true colors, impostors!
********'s a pretty good fertilizer
Jimmydoggga 2.0 wrote:
How do you miss that ****, did you just finish the exam 30 minutes earlier than everyone else?
i was really ****ing tired cuz i only slept like 2 hrs the night before + i had another question i was stuck on so i just ended up spending the rest of the time figuring out that one. i only noticed that there was another q after the exam ended when erryone was talking about it
r i p g p a
I was actually really sick all this week, and still managed to get through all my finals. Thanks, Advil. You da real mvp
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Latest Legend wrote:
has Wayne ever had a sense of humor? Is the image of the law we have in mind one of laughs, one of joy? Of course not.
Ouch.
Latest Legend wrote:
Who makes our threads overflow with witty, sharp humor? Correct, Toshabi it is.
I hope you realise that's a better joke than he has ever made :^)
Embracing wrote:
i only noticed that there was another q after the exam ended when erryone was talking about it
r i p g p a
r i p g p a
Did you try talking to your professor about it? :S
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