"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Choosing 
Cassiopeia fit like a glove to me. I like that feeling when I poisoned my enemy and take him/her down with a bunch of Twin Fang is so relaxing. I've never felt something like this since that time when I was able to oneshot people using Ahri with Deathfire Grasp and Charm w/ %damage amplification.
Cassiopeia fit like a glove to me. I like that feeling when I poisoned my enemy and take him/her down with a bunch of Twin Fang is so relaxing. I've never felt something like this since that time when I was able to oneshot people using Ahri with Deathfire Grasp and Charm w/ %damage amplification.
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