"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Choosing 
Cassiopeia fit like a glove to me. I like that feeling when I poisoned my enemy and take him/her down with a bunch of Twin Fang is so relaxing. I've never felt something like this since that time when I was able to oneshot people using Ahri with Deathfire Grasp and Charm w/ %damage amplification.
Cassiopeia fit like a glove to me. I like that feeling when I poisoned my enemy and take him/her down with a bunch of Twin Fang is so relaxing. I've never felt something like this since that time when I was able to oneshot people using Ahri with Deathfire Grasp and Charm w/ %damage amplification.
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I wish me too too.