History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
Ehounster PL wrote:
lubie plackixDD
/thread.
Drahque wrote:
Crit is way too unreliable and if you want facts about it read MacMacks Ashe guide.
MacMack? I'm pretty sure I only know of a Madmack. And what Madmack says is an opinion, and it isn't entirely correct. Facts =/= Opinions, trolololol.
Smeege wrote:
omg noob items speen must be first
What the fck is Speen?
beoboethemonky wrote:
where to start.. first off your killing yourself with the items your buying you could be alot better. first thing your going to buy is infinity edge. then phantom, bloodthirst x2 (if u want) then madred. also go with all crit runes. your first buy should be brawlers gloves. this alows you to start a game with 40% crit and puts you on your way to your first few key items. if you go this build end game you will have 100% crit. 100% attack speed. you will be doing over 50% life steal. at 500 damage a hit. now max attack speed is 2.5 a sec. so you can do. 1250 damage a sec regular attack. with 625 health coming back to you. where this really shines is when you pop you ult. if you can line up right you will attack 2 maybe 3 champions and alot of minions. see where im going with this? each attack is going to do 500 damage.say you hit 5 target.(that's conservatively.) thats 1250 life you have stolen back. in 1 attack. but wait, you get 2.5 attacks in 1 sec. so that's over 3000 health returned to you in 1 second. which is well over your max health. if your enemy are even still alive after a few hits use ES and they are done. also you take your stealth ability first lvl. most good players that see a twitch on the loading screen will buy a sit pot right off. and come get u early for an easy kill. its far better to take esponge first lvl. one you have attacked them a few times hit it and they will die. you cannot do this with your stealth. this almost doubles twitch's damage output at first lvl. and you can hide in the pushes like everyone else.
BRB GUYS, GONNA RUSH A 4080 GOLD ITEM.
If you want more guys, those above are only the first 7 something -1's on my Twitch guide, I've got a TON more where those came from.
ShadowReign757 wrote:
I got one for ya:
Having top rated guides is fun. I found his trolliness quite funny.
lols this guy trolled me too ! =D
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AJ wrote:
Like the build. Good Descriptions. But you don't need to put screenshots of your scores. I could put my 19/1 18/0 15/0 etc. Cho'Gath scores on my Cho'Gath Builds but I don't simply b/c I know its information that is not needed and I don't need a boost to my self confidence. At least as much as a self confidence boost a video game can give.
^^ Another one of my favorites.
Raul wrote:
I don't like how you start with cloth armor and build it into a wriggles lantern ITS USELESS on nunu buy a ward for the ward xP
What makes this funny is that absolutely nowhere in my Nunu guide do I mention Wriggle's, or even Madred's in general.
Retreating?! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
ShadowReign757 wrote:
What makes this funny is that absolutely nowhere in my Nunu guide do I mention Wriggle's, or even Madred's in general.
haha when I read your nunu guide I thought that you had changed it at some point. I guess not XD
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Jet wrote:
By order of King Critorious IV, I hereby declare this a negative vote based on the following opinions of thy person:
It's unlikely that this letter will win me many friends or even garner much attention. However, writing it is the only way I know to tell you things that Katarina doesn't want you to know. I would like to start by discussing Katarina's propositions, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that Katarina's maneuvers are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely ghastly, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, Katarina's thralls remain largely silent when asked about the correlative connecting Katarina to philistinism. The rare times they do deign to comment they invariably skew the issue to prevent people from realizing that my purpose here is not to suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Katarina says that everything it says is thoroughly and absolutely true. Although Katarina surely cut that statement out of whole cloth, its credos are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of credentialism.
People tell me that Katarina takes visible delight in demanding special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. I was thinking about how Katarina is apt to respond to this letter in the same emotional way that a devout Christian in the 15th century might have responded to someone who announced publicly that he didn't believe in the virgin birth. And then it hit me. Katarina coins polysyllabic neologisms to make its outbursts sound like they're actually important. In fact, its treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. Katarina has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that it has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so."
Katarina's morals are not witty satire, as it would have you believe. They're simply the passive-aggressive, loud ramblings of something that has no idea or appreciation of what it's mocking. Katarina has been trying for some time to sell the public on a statism-based government. Its sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: We should avoid personal responsibility. The emotional argument: The Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that while Katarina manufactures crises over denominationalism, its sadism movement has been dominating the whole earth and taking possession of all its riches.
Most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Katarina ruin people's lives. If you'll allow me a minor dysphemism, we must try our level best to lead us all toward a better, brighter future. Or, to phrase that a little more politely, it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to overcome the obstacles that people like Katarina establish.
Katarina has convinced a lot of people that human life is expendable. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. In asserting that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids, Katarina demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be Katarina's most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with Katarina to help it advocate measures that others criticize for being excessively crime-stained. Katarina is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when it's confronted with inconvenient facts. In a lustrum or two, however, Katarina is likely to switch to some sort of "blend together animalism and pharisaism in a train wreck of monumental proportions" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. Now that you've heard what I've had to say, I want you to think about it. And I want you to join me and call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least.
best moment in troll history.
ever.
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Trojan995 wrote:
haha when I read your nunu guide I thought that you had changed it at some point. I guess not XD
Actually I did change it. I had Wriggle's before, but then I realized it was useless. But this user joined MOBAFire after I removed Madred's and Wriggle's, so I wanna know how they knew about that?
I'm gonna guess that they skipped the entire build and read the comments or something. But let's not turn this into a QQ thread.
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wRAthoFVuLK wrote:
best moment in troll history.
ever.
Yea. It's pretty awesome. I can't believe he actually spent that much time writing a troll comment.
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OH HAI MY NAMES MAC ECSTACY COCAINE AND CRACK NONE OF THAT I JUST SMOKE GREEN WHILE CHINESE PEOPLE EAT YOUR CAT
This was actually an upvote, but cmon I had to post this.