[LoL] Pickup lines

[quote=spooon][quote=Atarios] How about i be jarvan and you lengthen my lance? [/quote] wow bro thats just as bad as the one i had last weekend. Girl: "I want penis" Boy: Since finding new and improved humor in gay jokes, maybe abit to much lately, no shit first thing that came out of my mouth was "I want penis to" Girl: Just walks away into the abis...[/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion]Which slot can I put my needlessly large rod in?[/quote]

[quote=Atarios][quote=spooon] [quote=Atarios] How about i be jarvan and you lengthen my lance? [/quote] wow bro thats just as bad as the one i had last weekend. Girl: "I want penis" Boy: Since finding new and improved humor in gay jokes, maybe abit to much lately, no shit first thing that came out of my mouth was "I want penis to" Girl: Just walks away into the abis... [/quote] LOLS.[/quote]

[quote=Bross][color=royalblue]Haha. Call me blitzcrank, but I like to pull hard.[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]What about I be Amumu and I wrap you up? What about I be Gangplank and I let you taste my grog soaked blade?[/quote]

[quote=Read][[Strut]] on over here baby Your a [[Divine Blessing]] You make my [[Blood boil]] I'm gonna add you to my [[Fiendish Codex]] You never stood a chance against my [[Faerie Charm]] and my [[Haunting Guise]] I usually don't [[Spray and Pray]] I would never [[Deceive]] you. Your my [[Destiny]] I guess tonight we can [[Double Up]] (Read the tooltip) We can go back to my place but we'll have to [[Move Quick]] You'll be there in the [[Blink of an Eye]] with my [[Good Hands]] (couldn't get blink of an eye to show as a tooltip. Is this a bug) I'm sorry if this offends someone. I tried to keep the darker stuff out of it. ^_^[/quote]

[quote=Xaioli]Wow you guys are lame >_>[/quote]

[quote=Xaioli]They must call you Poppy because you give one Devastating Blow. Please .... Make me hurt you.[/quote]

[quote=AmoreiTehGjeni]Call me crazy but... Nope im just not creative enough SO If you were a bogey id pick you![/quote]

[quote=Bross][quote=Xaioli] They must call you Poppy because you give one Devastating Blow. Please .... Make me hurt you. [/quote] [color=royalblue]DOUBLE POST OMG. BANBANBAN. :o Many here are being creative. Oo.[/quote]