Riddle Thread

[quote=Canoas]Nah, I doubt Janna would be called a whore.. Maybe Cassiopeia? But she has no tiara[/quote]

[quote=mobrebel]Janna... Hands down!!! XP[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Is it me then? :p[/quote]

[quote=Canoas]No. You have to wait till the answer is given by Nighthawk. And I honestly don't think it is Janna. There's no reason to call her a whore who did indecent acts. The only crime she did was steal to survive, not sell her body.[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]lol xD I just had in my head that mobrebel had made the riddle.[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]No, it's Janna. http://www.leagueoflegends.com/story/issue-5-14-september-20-cle [quote]Listen up celebrities – once you're in the public light, there is no such thing as privacy anymore! This is a lesson that Janna is learning the hard way, when private images of her dressed in revealing lingerie spread like wildfire through the fan circles. While Janna herself has withdrawn from the public eye for the time being, no doubt mired in strategy sessions with her public relations people, a source close to the champion claims that these boudoir images were captured by a rumored former romantic interest. Whoops! While the snooper in question will no doubt receive his just deserts (who picks a fight with a champion of the League?!), the damage has been done. League of Legends officials have voiced their displeasure. Roan Fallon, head of public relations for the League, had this to say: “Regardless of the source, Janna is a representative of the League of Legends. She should comport herself as such at all times. We are still deliberating our next course of action.” Sounds like trouble for Janna, but fear not Janna-fans, she’s been in the eye of the storm before, and if anyone can find a dignified way out, it’s her. Hang in there, Janna![/quote] [quote]"Dear Mr. Steed – The reason I write is regarding the articles concerning the private life and bedroom activities of Janna. While humorous to some, the effects of healthy bedroom activities might actually be rather beneficial. I have recently done research on the topic, sparked by a letter from a fellow summoner speculating on the matter. The research included no less than three champions of the League who have requested to remain anonymous, but the immediate result states that such activities can actually provide a short term boost to magical capabilities. I intend to send a journal containing some of my conclusions and results in more detail to the relevant League officials, regarding Janna's current situation.” – Munchlord, Zaunite Summoner and Independent Researcher First off, I'm glad you found my work concerning this matter a source of enjoyment for you. It's always nice when readers hide their compliments amongst their justifications. Second off, Munchlord, how long have you been on Janna's public relations payroll? Seriously. Bedroom activities leading to boosts in magical abilities? Like Janna's getting down to be a better Champion for the people? Nice try, my friend, but this smacks of some serious propaganda. For you folks at home, this is the kind of hype you can expect to see whenever a Champion gets themselves into the kind of embarrassing trouble that Janna's most recently found herself in. There are always “experts” who will come to the rescue, so that what might otherwise be identified as questionable behavior can be dismissed without further thought. You be the judge. Regardless, thanks to Munchlord for writing in![/quote] Because of that, and she's often referred to as the goddess slut of assists. Go Journal of Justice! /nerd[/quote]

[quote=Canoas]LOL I never read the stories.[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]She was also in a video on how to win ranked games and was called that too.[/quote]

[quote=mobrebel]Yup lol[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Yay xD You'll dance around, but your legs will shake And while the world sleeps, I keep you awake. Listen to me, I'm mostly on my own, Scared of me, hating me, you never go out alone Guess it's pretty obvious, but I'd like to hear a reason for the guess, like telling why the imagery was referred to the given object.[/quote]