Champion Legend Rewrites!

[quote=Dotter]This thread wants you guys to be creative! It'll be about rewriting the legends of the champions in the League. It doesn't have to be lore from League of Legens, it can be completely fucked up from cartoons, the real world and so on. I'll start of with the TRUE legend of Veigar (I have copyright on this shit for any future Veigar build, that I might make xD ) [Rule] Once upon a time in ancient times, a school called Hogwarts was founded. The school was an "only for awesome wizards" school, where only the best wizard dudes and girls went. One young boy called Veigar really wanted to go there, so he send an application to the magic school of awesomeness. Veigar was rejected with the words: "You are too small and insignificant, are you a baby midget wizard? trololol." Veigar was filled with anger and badass evilness, and he really wanted to become strong enough to destroy Hogwarts and their little favourite student Harry Potter. As Veigar grew to an adult, his powers were insane, since he had taught himself forbidden spells. He was still a really small dude, but none was evil as Veigar. One day, he returned to Hogwarts to get revenge. Sadly people started laughing at him, so he went all like: "Stop laughing, I am evil!". The students of Hogwarts, including Harry Potter responded in an arrogant manner only to be destroyed by Veigar's doom-like spells. The rumour of his powers spread like a whore's legs, when she sees a 100-dollar bill, so Veigar was brought to the Fields of Justice, wherein he now causes horror to other wizards and magicians. People no longer laugh at the little fella, they fucking fear him. [color=yellow]"Yeah, Sarah Fortune, I did totally one-shot Hogwarts... Now, kiss me baby!"[/color] - Veigar[/quote]

[quote=Atarios]Thats VERY creative.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=Atarios] Thats VERY creative.[/quote] <I'm very creative <3[/quote]

[quote=Crazy Smurf]The Legend of Fate. There was a casino, in mid town of Nexus, where Twisted Fate alias Gambit stayed at times. Sheer moments of Tango, Gambling and pure luck made that hatted guy even more badass amongst all players. He, The Master of Black Jack, once challenged a person that should not be taken lightly. The Owner of the "Final Destiny" Casino - Vladimir, The Crimson Reaper. By doing so, he earned overall respect of all the hall, including a man who performed a role of a spy, under name of Yi, The Ionian WuJu. It was said he was a drugs dealer, thou never been confirmed. As the gambling battle started, Fate took out his Deck and showed the Owner his 3 most precious cards. One, with blue cover, presenting water. Second, with red-bloody cover, which Vladimir actually liked, presenting fire. The last one, the favourite of Gambit was Gold Card. It was presenting Thunder, explaining that it can change everything in 0,00001 second. The Owner was getting a solid beating and lost most of his cash. Gambit proposed a deal - he will stop playing here, if Vlad gives him the costume of pure Magnificience. The Owned had to agree, Gambit, all pleased walked out of the bar, but was suddenly jumped by 2 people and brought down to the ground. As he was about to end his life, the Ionian Stranger appeared, slicing up the enemies. He landed him a hand and said to use "this". Gambit, with all his willpower focused on one point - on Demacia. He was asked, whether he wants to join the Mighty Forces of King and fight against Noxus. Gambit agreed, but on 1 term: That he will be the one to deal the finishing blow to the Casino leader - Vlad. Putting on his new outfit in order to discover his presence, he walks into the Fields of Justice with his new biggest ally and an enemy. The Destiny of Fate is yet not to be spoken of... only thing that's sure he must return to his Tango girl. "Whether it was Luck or Skill, at least of them will excel in picking our Destiny..." [img]http://img.lol-game.ru/wp-uploads/2010/05/TwistedFate_TheMagnificent.jpg[/img] Sorry, just bought his Magnificent skin <3[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Nice one dude :D Okay, I got one for Jarvan as well.. [Rule] In the totally gnarly year of 1930 a totally radical and awesome baby was spat out of Wonderwoman's vagina. The little fella was named Jarvan IV of Awesomeland. Almost 40 years later in 1969, Jarvan IV of Awesomeland went all like: "Sup world? Wanna see me go to the moon?". People loved that idea, so Jarvan IV, the prince of Awesomeland, jumped to the moon, creating several craters on the moon making it look like a round piece of cheese. He planted his flag on the moon, whilst saying: "This is one small step for me, since I have long legs, but it is a huge leap for midgets, like Veigar & Tristana.. amirite?" The word of Jarvan's gnarly skills wandered around the world and soon some high class aristocrates asked him if he wanted to fight against midgets, trees, wolves & machines in a battle arena of sweetass battles. Because of his badass attitude, Jarvan unkindly said yes and now he is fucking up people in the Fields of Justice. "Dawg, I'm serious.. the videoes of me chilling on the moon was so not taped in a desert!" - Jarvan IV of Awesomeland[/quote]

[quote=VoiD]Vayne: One week ago, when Riot was desperately trying to make moar money, they decided to create the most OP champion since beta. Her name was Vayne. She has a built in flash at level 1, one of the most burst/consecutive damage in the game, stealth, amazing passive, and who could forget, true damage/% of their maxium health. At last, Riot made some money/ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Maybe I just haven't faced a good Vayne, but I haven't seen her dominate games that much. Except when playing with Scrax, where he played her.[/quote]