ITT: Xaioli is being mean to children. Stay away from my kids you soon to be abusive dad.
Edit: I can just imagine you ripping a lolipop from their tiny tiny hands and crushing it on the floor in front of them
Edit edit: That or staring at them in the mens restroom and watching them take a piss, violently raping them when they finish.
Edit edit edit: CREEP!
Edit: I can just imagine you ripping a lolipop from their tiny tiny hands and crushing it on the floor in front of them
Edit edit: That or staring at them in the mens restroom and watching them take a piss, violently raping them when they finish.
Edit edit edit: CREEP!
best 2 seconds of my life right there nomad :)
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Very insightful comment Xaioli!
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"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Jet
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Jet wrote:
not this **** again
I meant it this time! Q.Q
"He cooked cake." - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
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Still wouldn't grab Mejai's though.