Wintermond
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No Iceland for me apparently ;(
Didn't wanna go home though, so I got on a plane to London instead.
Atleast I got a bottle of whiskey, some beer and 2 bottles of Baileys to comfort myself with. Gonna drink it all in 3 days >:D
(or not :3 )
Didn't wanna go home though, so I got on a plane to London instead.
Atleast I got a bottle of whiskey, some beer and 2 bottles of Baileys to comfort myself with. Gonna drink it all in 3 days >:D
(or not :3 )
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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WATT DA ****!? --.--