[LoL] Pickup lines

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]"laying waste to someone" can mean the same thing as "ravaging someone". The defile, wall of pain, and requiem were a stretch I admit, but I tried.[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong][quote=Jebus McAzn] let me give you a blood [[transfusion]] oh god there's a [[sanguine pool]] forming wait no what's going on WHAT WAIT NO [[tides of blood]] [[tides of blood]] [[tides of blood]] [[tides of blood]] OH MY GOD IT'S A [[Hemoplague]]eeeeeeeeeee ldjfaslj fljljhvlhjklzchhz *drowns* [/quote] That'll get all the ladies, I'm sure of it.[/quote]

[quote=Ya1232]Have you meet my bear [[summon: Tibbers]]? Edit: BAM 200 posts.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]lol[/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion]This is turning from LoL pick-up lines, to LoL rape thread[/quote]

[quote=Atarios][quote=Dante Rebellion] This is turning from LoL pick-up lines, to LoL rape thread [/quote] Inc Pedos[/quote]

[quote=Kirluu]These abilities aren't from the same champ, and I mess a bit around with the words, but you should get it anyway ;3 Aside from that. It might not be for kids, and therefore I'll just add a spoiler. o_o I feel like I have to. [b]EDIT:[/b] Holy duck, there's no such thing as a spoiler... umm.. Let's just say I warned you :S [spoiler][i]I'm a Cougar in bed, I'll give you an Adrenaline Rush. I'll strike you with Agony, before I Ace you in the Hole. If you want, we can do the backstab, or I can Ambush you in the night. It's all up to you, babe, you decide the Stance, I have the Bloodlust for anything, let's do this - It's Bullet Time. I have Colossal Strength, you might be surprised, what my Command: Attack will do to your head. I'll leave you Breathless, with the power of my Dark Matter, and I'll Dazzle you with my Deadly Venom. In the end, I'll do my Devestating blow, but girl, keep your mind cool, be brave, and then let's make Children of the Grave.[/i][/spoiler] Hope this won't get me suspended? o_o I'll delete right away if asked to, ofc :S[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond]So...you knock her out, take her home while she is K.O., ram a flock into her hotspot, crunch her head open, slit her throat and smash her body to pudding. Afterwards you bury her and do the same to her children. You are sick.[/quote]

[quote=redeux][quote=Jebus McAzn] let me give you a blood [[transfusion]] oh god there's a [[sanguine pool]] forming wait no what's going on WHAT WAIT NO [[tides of blood]] [[tides of blood]] [[tides of blood]] [[tides of blood]] OH MY GOD IT'S A [[Hemoplague]]eeeeeeeeeee ldjfaslj fljljhvlhjklzchhz *drowns* [/quote] i thought these were pick up lines, not fantasies.[/quote]

[quote=Scrax][quote=Wintermond] So...you knock her out, take her home while she is K.O., ram a flock into her hotspot, crunch her head open, slit her throat and smash her body to pudding. Afterwards you bury her and do the same to her children. You are sick. [/quote] Hahahah, oh god. My day has been made.[/quote]