Most Painful Shave EVER

[quote=Trojan995][quote=B-Wong] [quote=trojan995] Believe me, it was brutal. BUT MANLY. But seriously, try shaving with a straight razor (preferably one kept in your boot) with only water, blood, sweat, and tears to sooth the pain. You'll have at least 6 more scars (thus 6 more stories) and a whole bunch more manliness coursing through your veins.[/quote] You know the youtube video you hyperlinked? That was a woman. THIS CLEARLY CONTRADICTS WHAT YOU'VE STATED BEFORE! [img]http://cultofmac.cultofmaccom.netdna-cdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg[/img] [/quote] I was looking for the original video (which this movie references), where a GUY pulls a straight razor out of his boot and chops another guy's ear off. Manliness. If you want to see the scene, go watch Reservoir Dogs.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=Trojan995] [quote=Searz] [quote=Scrax] What I learned? Never fucking change your razor. [h4]goddamnit..[/h4] /needsahug[/quote] /hug Y U fail so much? Buy a good shaver like Gillette fusion. It feels like cloth against the skin. Effin' wonderful :) I'm totally buying that one next, even if it's quite expensive. Mmmm... Dat shave.... [img]http://www.catonett.com/blog/wp-content/bilder/GilletteFusionXXLthenextrazorfromGillett_1112D/Gillette_fusion_large.jpg[/img] [/quote] What, are we trying to shave a wookie?[/quote] I can't help being hairy D: Like Scrax. Mmmmmm... Dat wookie..[/quote]

[quote=theBMB]they should make a razor blade that wraps around the whole lower of your face. Kinda like the hannibal mask, except you vibrate it in place a few times and you have a clean shave. It's genius[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong][quote=theBMB] they should make a razor blade that wraps around the whole lower of your face. Kinda like the hannibal mask, except you vibrate it in place a few times and you have a clean shave. It's genius [/quote] At that rate why don't you just get laser hair removal?[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]@Jhoi Nameless wants her men clean shaven, otherwise it's all scratchy! @B-wong Laser hair removal can cause cancer.[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] @B-wong Laser hair removal can cause cancer. [/quote] And so can drinking from a water bottle.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=B-Wong] [quote=The_Nameless_Bard] @B-wong Laser hair removal can cause cancer. [/quote] And so can drinking from a water bottle. [/quote] Touché[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Using my old Gillette something, something 7 something again now. It works alright, I suppose. Probably Fusion next. I've also found out Gillette is the only trustworthy brand when it comes to razors. Lol @Jhoi and her fetishes[/quote]

[quote=Temzilla][quote=theBMB] you gotta go with the 5 blades man, feels like rubbing a tissue over a baby's bottom. Also, do you go with or against the grain of the hair? [/quote] I would rather die in a fire than shave with the grain of hair. A>15 Minute Shave, Slight Discomfort, Super Smooth B>45 Minute Shave, No Discomfort, Rough as shit. A every time. Also, I use a 2 blade disposable razor, and haven't replaced it in 6 months. If you have something that you can give a sheen to your razor with, such as a pair of denim jeans, there really isn't any reason to replace your razor unless you shave your genetically engineered metal sheep with it.[/quote]

[quote=orochinagi][quote=Temzilla] there really isn't any reason to replace your razor unless you shave your genetically engineered metal sheep with it. [/quote] Wookies count?[/quote]