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Creator: Wintermond June 5, 2011 9:15am
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Umm... few days ago me and my mate from Finland decided to troll a ranked game and play a game "whoever dies more times wins". He took Revive/Ghost Karthus and started to run across the map shouting on chat that his cat jumped on his keyboard and he can't do ****.

Later our Leona made my day with this question: "omg what lvls are you?"
To be honest, my lvl in LoL is 27, but I can play rankeds. True story!

2 guys from Russia (one from our team and one from enemy team) started to talk with each other. This guy from Finland knows russian so he translated it for me, because I can't understand **** from Cyrillic alphabet, and it was sth like this:
- why is this guy dying all the time?
- A cat. His cat jumped on his keyboard and he can't do anything.
- Oh, ok, I see.

Srsly? I know that in Soviet Russia cats can play computer games, but... how can you believe in something THAT stupid? xD
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In Soviet Russia, normals troll you!
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In Soviet Russia dumb people are dumb. Oh, wait..
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.

I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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JDubea (9:12): lol
JDubea (9:12): perfect timing much?
JDubea (9:12): gimme like 10 minutes, k?
Plutonmax (9:12): yup!
Plutonmax (9:12): k
Plutonmax (9:12): i got gragas
JDubea (9:13): kkool
Jetva (9:13): double jungle
Jetva (9:13): gragas taric
JDubea (9:13): i need 1400 for leona >.>
Plutonmax (9:13): LOL
Jetva (9:13): ok
JDubea (9:13): wtf patrick.
Jetva (9:13): why buy leona
JDubea (9:13): y u invite jet.
Jetva (9:13): shes ****
JDubea (9:13): errrr, not leona lol
JDubea (9:13): orianna
Jetva (9:13): y u invite JOURDAN
JDubea (9:13): ****
Plutonmax (9:13): jet rocks
JDubea (9:13): CREEPER
Jetva (9:13): LOL
Jetva (9:13): its funny cus trojan
Jetva (9:13): saying the exact same thing
Jetva (9:13): JET CREEPER
JDubea (9:16): ****
JDubea (9:16): i just realized
JDubea (9:16): that
JDubea (9:16): if the govt shuts down next week
JDubea (9:16): ima be stuck in new orleans
JDubea (9:16): fml.
Trojan995 (9:16): lol
Jetva (9:16): ok
Jetva (9:16): csb
Jetva (9:16): see ya JOURDAN
JDubea (9:16): see ya jettie my love
Jetva (9:16): :(
Jetva (9:16): my 1 trooo luv
Trojan995 (9:17): get on vent
Jetva (9:17): banned
Jetva (9:17): soz bro
JDubea (9:17): oh damn thats a shame.
Jetva (9:17): mowen didnt like me
Trojan995 (9:17): lol
Jetva (9:17): spamming
Jetva (9:17): nyan cat
Jetva (9:17): to her
Trojan995 (9:17): I got her to ban you
Jetva (9:17): no
Jetva (9:17): you didnt
Jetva (9:17): lol
Trojan995 (9:17): yes I did
Trojan995 (9:17): I was like
Trojan995 (9:17): "hey mowen, jet's trolling, can you kick him?"
Jetva (9:18): and mowen opened a chat and was like
Trojan995 (9:18): she was like "I'll give him a warning and ban him if he repeats"
Jetva (9:18): "why must you troll"
Jetva (9:18): so i nyan catted her
Jetva (9:18): in private chat
Plutonmax (9:18): LOL
Jetva (9:18): she banned me
Plutonmax (9:18): pro
JDubea (9:18): lol
Jetva (9:18): then i changed ip
JDubea (9:18): <3 mowen
Jetva (9:18): did it again
Jetva (9:18): then she banned me
Trojan995 (9:18): LOL
Trojan995 (9:18): jourdan get on vent
JDubea (9:18): i ened to send mowen like flowers or something
Jetva (9:18): yeah jourdan
Plutonmax (9:18): jet so pro
JDubea (9:18): lol
Jetva (9:18): you know
Jetva (9:18): i could change my ip
Jetva (9:18): and just join again
Jetva (9:18): right
Trojan995 (9:19): do it
Plutonmax (9:19): hahaha do it
JDubea (9:19): di ut,
Trojan995 (9:19): with a different name though
JDubea (9:19): do it*
Jetva (9:19): shes on right now
JDubea (9:19): PLEASE
Trojan995 (9:19): but if you troll
Jetva (9:19): rol
Jetva (9:19): rol
JDubea (9:19): patrick
Trojan995 (9:19): I'll be pissed
Plutonmax (9:19): AVTEJ
JDubea (9:19): cant tab out during the game
Jetva (9:19): patrick
JDubea (9:19): so he is forced to listen to you
JDubea (9:19): in vent
JDubea (9:19): xD
Jetva (9:19): LOL
Jetva (9:19): AWESOME
JDubea (9:19): and he cant mute you
Jetva (9:19): THX FOR INFORMATION
Plutonmax (9:19): hahaahahahah
JDubea (9:19): np
Jetva (9:19): i got a better plan
Jetva (9:19): nathan
Jetva (9:19): you can do the soundboards 2
Jetva (9:19): lol
JDubea (9:19): on the bright side, patrick has a week to cool down before he figures out where i am staying.
Jetva (9:20): then he;'s gonna butt rape you
Jetva (9:20): so hard
JDubea (9:20): remember.
JDubea (9:20): not rape if you're willing.
Jetva (9:20): btw patrick
Jetva (9:20): how does it feel
Jetva (9:20): being "friendzoned"
Jetva (9:20): by every girl
Jetva (9:20): you know
JDubea (9:20): haha
Jetva (9:20): i say "friendzoned" cus they dont actually like him but they make legit excuse
JDubea (9:20): rachel?
JDubea (9:20): errrr
Jetva (9:20): ask nathan
JDubea (9:21): not rachel...
Jetva (9:21): he knows all the **** names
Trojan995 (9:21): YOU GUYS
JDubea (9:21): LOL PATRICK
Trojan995 (9:21): ARE HORRIBLE FRIENDS
JDubea (9:21): HAHA
Jetva (9:21): LOL
JDubea (9:21): SO it IS rachel
JDubea (9:21): i thought you said it was
Trojan995 (9:21): weai
Trojan995 (9:21): wait
Trojan995 (9:21): who
Jetva (9:21): hannah called him ugly
Jetva (9:21): and he sad
JDubea (9:21): ravenchraft
JDubea (9:21): craft*
JDubea (9:21): not berman
JDubea (9:21): berman = ew
Plutonmax (9:21): OHH RACHEL
Trojan995 (9:21): no
Trojan995 (9:21): **** YOU GUYS
Plutonmax (9:21): I THOUGHT IT WAS HANNAH AND KATIE
Plutonmax (9:21): MY BAD
Trojan995 (9:21): wtf
Jetva (9:21): HIS BAD
Trojan995 (9:21): you guys
JDubea (9:21): eh hannah maybe, but ik that earlier this year it was rachel for sure.
Trojan995 (9:21): you don't know what you're talking about
Jetva (9:21): jet #1 troll
Jetva (9:22): he gets your friends
Jetva (9:22): to troll you
Trojan995 (9:22): you're all right, but about different things
Trojan995 (9:22): no
Trojan995 (9:22): I dislike hannah
JDubea (9:22): lol
Jetva (9:22): yeah
Jetva (9:22): cause she said
Trojan995 (9:22): never liked her
Jetva (9:22): you're ugly
Trojan995 (9:22): not necessarily
JDubea (9:22): yeah
Plutonmax (9:22): you ask jet for girl advice BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zeprido joined the room.
Jetva (9:22): your words
JDubea (9:22): you just stared at her *** in a fb picture
Trojan995 (9:22): NO I DIDNT
Trojan995 (9:22): how
Trojan995 (9:22): wow
Jetva (9:22): YOU DID
Plutonmax (9:22): LOL
Jetva (9:22): I HAVE LOGS
Jetva (9:22): LOL
JDubea (9:22): YES YOU DID
Trojan995 (9:22): I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
JDubea (9:22): LOLOLOLOL
Trojan995 (9:22): HONESTLY
Trojan995 (9:22): UGH
Plutonmax (9:22): bahahahahahaha
Plutonmax (9:22): <3 u too
JDubea (9:23): i want to save this chat log for conor
JDubea (9:23): lolololol
Plutonmax (9:23): AHAHAHAHA
Trojan995 (9:23): jourdan, zep, get on vent
Trojan995 (9:23): no
Trojan995 (9:23): why do you do this to me
Jetva (9:23): LOL
Jetva (9:23): dude
Plutonmax (9:23): fun fun
JDubea (9:23): k copy pasted in word
JDubea (9:23): should i post on fb?
Jetva (9:23): and i will send them to farfeeeeeeeee when he gets back #1
Trojan995 (9:23): NO
Trojan995 (9:23): WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
JDubea (9:23): ah ****
Trojan995 (9:24): I'D PROBABLY TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT AND USE IT TO SUFFOCATE YOU
Plutonmax (9:24): patrick wants to know why ****ty girls only friendzone him
Jetva (9:24): you'd rip my *** out
Trojan995 (9:24): no
Jetva (9:24): most likely
Trojan995 (9:24): **** that
Trojan995 (9:24): wtf
Jetva (9:24): cus u ****
Trojan995 (9:24): you guys
Trojan995 (9:24): are all stupic
Plutonmax (9:24): <3 <3
Jetva (9:24): hey patrick
Trojan995 (9:24): don't know what oyu're talking aobut
Jetva (9:24): HOW I STOP GIRLS
Jetva (9:24): FRIENDZONING ME
Jetva (9:24): t_____t
Plutonmax (9:24): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jetva (9:24): T____T
JDubea (9:24): and dont go yet please
JDubea (9:24): gimme like 5 more minutes
Trojan995 (9:24): k
JDubea (9:24): lawl
Zeprido (9:24): same here
JDubea (9:24): you kicked jet?
Zeprido (9:24): watching futurama
Trojan995 (9:24): yes
JDubea (9:25): this chatlog
JDubea (9:25): being posted on mobafire.


Now guys, don't tell Trojan about this, or I will likely end up dead.
Who dat talkin' 'bout beatin' dem Saints?

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I didn't believe you when you said you posted this 0.o

You're a dead man when you get back from vacation.
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wtf did i just read

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You just read Jetva and I trolling Trojan over the course of 20 minutes
Who dat talkin' 'bout beatin' dem Saints?

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LMFAO

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you guys...

Know too much about my personal life.
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Trojan995 wrote:

you guys...

Know too much about my personal life.

I bet I can beat them in that aspect /creep

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