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[quote=Soronto]Umm... few days ago me and my mate from Finland decided to troll a ranked game and play a game "whoever dies more times wins". He took Revive/Ghost Karthus and started to run across the map shouting on chat that his cat jumped on his keyboard and he can't do shit. Later our Leona made my day with this question: "omg what lvls are you?" To be honest, my lvl in LoL is 27, but I can play rankeds. True story! 2 guys from Russia (one from our team and one from enemy team) started to talk with each other. This guy from Finland knows russian so he translated it for me, because I can't understand shit from Cyrillic alphabet, and it was sth like this: - why is this guy dying all the time? - A cat. His cat jumped on his keyboard and he can't do anything. - Oh, ok, I see. Srsly? I know that in Soviet Russia cats can play computer games, but... how can you believe in something THAT stupid? xD[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]In Soviet Russia, normals troll you![/quote]

[quote=Searz]In Soviet Russia dumb people are dumb. Oh, wait..[/quote]

[quote=jdubea]JDubea (9:12): lol JDubea (9:12): perfect timing much? JDubea (9:12): gimme like 10 minutes, k? Plutonmax (9:12): yup! Plutonmax (9:12): k Plutonmax (9:12): i got gragas JDubea (9:13): kkool Jetva (9:13): double jungle Jetva (9:13): gragas taric JDubea (9:13): i need 1400 for leona >.> Plutonmax (9:13): LOL Jetva (9:13): ok JDubea (9:13): wtf patrick. Jetva (9:13): why buy leona JDubea (9:13): y u invite jet. Jetva (9:13): shes shit JDubea (9:13): errrr, not leona lol JDubea (9:13): orianna Jetva (9:13): y u invite JOURDAN JDubea (9:13): FUCK Plutonmax (9:13): jet rocks JDubea (9:13): CREEPER Jetva (9:13): LOL Jetva (9:13): its funny cus trojan Jetva (9:13): saying the exact same thing Jetva (9:13): JET CREEPER JDubea (9:16): fuck JDubea (9:16): i just realized JDubea (9:16): that JDubea (9:16): if the govt shuts down next week JDubea (9:16): ima be stuck in new orleans JDubea (9:16): fml. Trojan995 (9:16): lol Jetva (9:16): ok Jetva (9:16): csb Jetva (9:16): see ya JOURDAN JDubea (9:16): see ya jettie my love Jetva (9:16): :( Jetva (9:16): my 1 trooo luv Trojan995 (9:17): get on vent Jetva (9:17): banned Jetva (9:17): soz bro JDubea (9:17): oh damn thats a shame. Jetva (9:17): mowen didnt like me Trojan995 (9:17): lol Jetva (9:17): spamming Jetva (9:17): nyan cat Jetva (9:17): to her Trojan995 (9:17): I got her to ban you Jetva (9:17): no Jetva (9:17): you didnt Jetva (9:17): lol Trojan995 (9:17): yes I did Trojan995 (9:17): I was like Trojan995 (9:17): "hey mowen, jet's trolling, can you kick him?" Jetva (9:18): and mowen opened a chat and was like Trojan995 (9:18): she was like "I'll give him a warning and ban him if he repeats" Jetva (9:18): "why must you troll" Jetva (9:18): so i nyan catted her Jetva (9:18): in private chat Plutonmax (9:18): LOL Jetva (9:18): she banned me Plutonmax (9:18): pro JDubea (9:18): lol Jetva (9:18): then i changed ip JDubea (9:18): <3 mowen Jetva (9:18): did it again Jetva (9:18): then she banned me Trojan995 (9:18): LOL Trojan995 (9:18): jourdan get on vent JDubea (9:18): i ened to send mowen like flowers or something Jetva (9:18): yeah jourdan Plutonmax (9:18): jet so pro JDubea (9:18): lol Jetva (9:18): you know Jetva (9:18): i could change my ip Jetva (9:18): and just join again Jetva (9:18): right Trojan995 (9:19): do it Plutonmax (9:19): hahaha do it JDubea (9:19): di ut, Trojan995 (9:19): with a different name though JDubea (9:19): do it* Jetva (9:19): shes on right now JDubea (9:19): PLEASE Trojan995 (9:19): but if you troll Jetva (9:19): rol Jetva (9:19): rol JDubea (9:19): patrick Trojan995 (9:19): I'll be pissed Plutonmax (9:19): AVTEJ JDubea (9:19): cant tab out during the game Jetva (9:19): patrick JDubea (9:19): so he is forced to listen to you JDubea (9:19): in vent JDubea (9:19): xD Jetva (9:19): LOL Jetva (9:19): AWESOME JDubea (9:19): and he cant mute you Jetva (9:19): THX FOR INFORMATION Plutonmax (9:19): hahaahahahah JDubea (9:19): np Jetva (9:19): i got a better plan Jetva (9:19): nathan Jetva (9:19): you can do the soundboards 2 Jetva (9:19): lol JDubea (9:19): on the bright side, patrick has a week to cool down before he figures out where i am staying. Jetva (9:20): then he;'s gonna butt rape you Jetva (9:20): so hard JDubea (9:20): remember. JDubea (9:20): not rape if you're willing. Jetva (9:20): btw patrick Jetva (9:20): how does it feel Jetva (9:20): being "friendzoned" Jetva (9:20): by every girl Jetva (9:20): you know JDubea (9:20): haha Jetva (9:20): i say "friendzoned" cus they dont actually like him but they make legit excuse JDubea (9:20): rachel? JDubea (9:20): errrr Jetva (9:20): ask nathan JDubea (9:21): not rachel... Jetva (9:21): he knows all the slut names Trojan995 (9:21): YOU GUYS JDubea (9:21): LOL PATRICK Trojan995 (9:21): ARE HORRIBLE FRIENDS JDubea (9:21): HAHA Jetva (9:21): LOL JDubea (9:21): SO it IS rachel JDubea (9:21): i thought you said it was Trojan995 (9:21): weai Trojan995 (9:21): wait Trojan995 (9:21): who Jetva (9:21): hannah called him ugly Jetva (9:21): and he sad JDubea (9:21): ravenchraft JDubea (9:21): craft* JDubea (9:21): not berman JDubea (9:21): berman = ew Plutonmax (9:21): OHH RACHEL Trojan995 (9:21): no Trojan995 (9:21): FUCK YOU GUYS Plutonmax (9:21): I THOUGHT IT WAS HANNAH AND KATIE Plutonmax (9:21): MY BAD Trojan995 (9:21): wtf Jetva (9:21): HIS BAD Trojan995 (9:21): you guys JDubea (9:21): eh hannah maybe, but ik that earlier this year it was rachel for sure. Trojan995 (9:21): you don't know what you're talking about Jetva (9:21): jet #1 troll Jetva (9:22): he gets your friends Jetva (9:22): to troll you Trojan995 (9:22): you're all right, but about different things Trojan995 (9:22): no Trojan995 (9:22): I dislike hannah JDubea (9:22): lol Jetva (9:22): yeah Jetva (9:22): cause she said Trojan995 (9:22): never liked her Jetva (9:22): you're ugly Trojan995 (9:22): not necessarily JDubea (9:22): yeah Plutonmax (9:22): you ask jet for girl advice BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Zeprido joined the room. Jetva (9:22): your words JDubea (9:22): you just stared at her ass in a fb picture Trojan995 (9:22): NO I DIDNT Trojan995 (9:22): how Trojan995 (9:22): wow Jetva (9:22): YOU DID Plutonmax (9:22): LOL Jetva (9:22): I HAVE LOGS Jetva (9:22): LOL JDubea (9:22): YES YOU DID Trojan995 (9:22): I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH JDubea (9:22): LOLOLOLOL Trojan995 (9:22): HONESTLY Trojan995 (9:22): UGH Plutonmax (9:22): bahahahahahaha Plutonmax (9:22): <3 u too JDubea (9:23): i want to save this chat log for conor JDubea (9:23): lolololol Plutonmax (9:23): AHAHAHAHA Trojan995 (9:23): jourdan, zep, get on vent Trojan995 (9:23): no Trojan995 (9:23): why do you do this to me Jetva (9:23): LOL Jetva (9:23): dude Plutonmax (9:23): fun fun JDubea (9:23): k copy pasted in word JDubea (9:23): should i post on fb? Jetva (9:23): and i will send them to farfeeeeeeeee when he gets back #1 Trojan995 (9:23): NO Trojan995 (9:23): WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT JDubea (9:23): ah fuck Trojan995 (9:24): I'D PROBABLY TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT AND USE IT TO SUFFOCATE YOU Plutonmax (9:24): patrick wants to know why slutty girls only friendzone him Jetva (9:24): you'd rip my ass out Trojan995 (9:24): no Jetva (9:24): most likely Trojan995 (9:24): fuck that Trojan995 (9:24): wtf Jetva (9:24): cus u homo Trojan995 (9:24): you guys Trojan995 (9:24): are all stupic Plutonmax (9:24): <3 <3 Jetva (9:24): hey patrick Trojan995 (9:24): don't know what oyu're talking aobut Jetva (9:24): HOW I STOP GIRLS Jetva (9:24): FRIENDZONING ME Jetva (9:24): t_____t Plutonmax (9:24): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jetva (9:24): T____T JDubea (9:24): and dont go yet please JDubea (9:24): gimme like 5 more minutes Trojan995 (9:24): k JDubea (9:24): lawl Zeprido (9:24): same here JDubea (9:24): you kicked jet? Zeprido (9:24): watching futurama Trojan995 (9:24): yes JDubea (9:25): this chatlog JDubea (9:25): being posted on mobafire. Now guys, don't tell Trojan about this, or I will likely end up dead.[/quote]

[quote=Trojan995]I didn't believe you when you said you posted this 0.o You're a dead man when you get back from vacation.[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond]wtf did i just read[/quote]

[quote=jdubea]You just read Jetva and I trolling Trojan over the course of 20 minutes[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]LMFAO[/quote]

[quote=Trojan995]you guys... Know too much about my personal life.[/quote]

[quote=valk 32][quote=Trojan995] you guys... Know too much about my personal life. [/quote] I bet I can beat them in that aspect /creep[/quote]