"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
D Bross: gonna patch now and play spiral knights
Searz: wat
Searz: sounds gay
Yukimaru: i
Yukimaru: playd that too
Yukimaru: for 2 or 3 days
D Bross: Was it good?
Yukimaru: Well
D Bross: I'm starting it
Yukimaru: repetive
Yukimaru: very very fast
Searz: spiral BUTTKNIGHTS
D Bross: .
D Bross: o.o
Searz: defeat the evil hemorrhoids in your partners butt!
Searz: evil has no chance against special spiral lances
Searz: wat
Searz: sounds gay
Yukimaru: i
Yukimaru: playd that too
Yukimaru: for 2 or 3 days
D Bross: Was it good?
Yukimaru: Well
D Bross: I'm starting it
Yukimaru: repetive
Yukimaru: very very fast
Searz: spiral BUTTKNIGHTS
D Bross: .
D Bross: o.o
Searz: defeat the evil hemorrhoids in your partners butt!
Searz: evil has no chance against special spiral lances
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Why thank you :)
(I know you love it)
(I know you love it)
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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Wintermond wrote:
Luther3000 (8:19): SUCK
Luther3000 (8:19): MY
Luther3000 (8:19): BALLS.
Benny Sakura joined the room.
Searz (8:19): aaawww
Searz (8:19): I wanted ****
Wintermond (8:19): cdr glyphs?
Luther3000 (8:19): that's ok searz
Searz (8:19): I can haz **** too?
Luther3000 (8:19): sure, it's always available for you
I always knew it.
Coincidence that Justin Bieber joins the room right after someone writes "SUCK MY BALLS"?
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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But who doesn't like that?