"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
D Bross: gonna patch now and play spiral knights
Searz: wat
Searz: sounds gay
Yukimaru: i
Yukimaru: playd that too
Yukimaru: for 2 or 3 days
D Bross: Was it good?
Yukimaru: Well
D Bross: I'm starting it
Yukimaru: repetive
Yukimaru: very very fast
Searz: spiral BUTTKNIGHTS
D Bross: .
D Bross: o.o
Searz: defeat the evil hemorrhoids in your partners butt!
Searz: evil has no chance against special spiral lances
Searz: wat
Searz: sounds gay
Yukimaru: i
Yukimaru: playd that too
Yukimaru: for 2 or 3 days
D Bross: Was it good?
Yukimaru: Well
D Bross: I'm starting it
Yukimaru: repetive
Yukimaru: very very fast
Searz: spiral BUTTKNIGHTS
D Bross: .
D Bross: o.o
Searz: defeat the evil hemorrhoids in your partners butt!
Searz: evil has no chance against special spiral lances
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
Why thank you :)
(I know you love it)
(I know you love it)
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Dotter
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Wintermond wrote:
Luther3000 (8:19): SUCK
Luther3000 (8:19): MY
Luther3000 (8:19): BALLS.
Benny Sakura joined the room.
Searz (8:19): aaawww
Searz (8:19): I wanted ****
Wintermond (8:19): cdr glyphs?
Luther3000 (8:19): that's ok searz
Searz (8:19): I can haz **** too?
Luther3000 (8:19): sure, it's always available for you
I always knew it.
Coincidence that Justin Bieber joins the room right after someone writes "SUCK MY BALLS"?
Inb4 Dotter is secretly Bieber.
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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massive gay ccck cheap humor fest
But who doesn't like that?