"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
D Bross: gonna patch now and play spiral knights
Searz: wat
Searz: sounds gay
Yukimaru: i
Yukimaru: playd that too
Yukimaru: for 2 or 3 days
D Bross: Was it good?
Yukimaru: Well
D Bross: I'm starting it
Yukimaru: repetive
Yukimaru: very very fast
Searz: spiral BUTTKNIGHTS
D Bross: .
D Bross: o.o
Searz: defeat the evil hemorrhoids in your partners butt!
Searz: evil has no chance against special spiral lances
Searz: wat
Searz: sounds gay
Yukimaru: i
Yukimaru: playd that too
Yukimaru: for 2 or 3 days
D Bross: Was it good?
Yukimaru: Well
D Bross: I'm starting it
Yukimaru: repetive
Yukimaru: very very fast
Searz: spiral BUTTKNIGHTS
D Bross: .
D Bross: o.o
Searz: defeat the evil hemorrhoids in your partners butt!
Searz: evil has no chance against special spiral lances
"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
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Wintermond wrote:
Luther3000 (8:19): SUCK
Luther3000 (8:19): MY
Luther3000 (8:19): BALLS.
Benny Sakura joined the room.
Searz (8:19): aaawww
Searz (8:19): I wanted ****
Wintermond (8:19): cdr glyphs?
Luther3000 (8:19): that's ok searz
Searz (8:19): I can haz **** too?
Luther3000 (8:19): sure, it's always available for you
I always knew it.
Coincidence that Justin Bieber joins the room right after someone writes "SUCK MY BALLS"?
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massive gay ccck cheap humor fest
But who doesn't like that?