Official QQ Thread

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Tell that to my exes who found out the truth after dumping me. Some of them took longer than others, but meh I've moved on. Single for now, lets me flirt if I want....Also lets me get hammered drunk and ask girls at a bar, "Did you used to run track? Because you sure look like you could vault my pole" without worrying that there will be more than a slap to the face in the near future. Not saying I'm not faithful, I am, but I'm also a terrible flirt...So much so I often don't realize I'm doing it.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] Tell that to my exes who found out the truth after dumping me. Some of them took longer than others, but meh I've moved on. Single for now, lets me flirt if I want....Also lets me get hammered drunk and ask girls at a bar, "Did you used to run track? Because you sure look like you could vault my pole" without worrying that there will be more than a slap to the face in the near future. Not saying I'm not faithful, I am, but I'm also a terrible flirt...So much so I often don't realize I'm doing it. [/quote] sad face. Girls are idiots. You would ask that, wouldn't you? That last bit is totally me.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I'd only ask if I was completely drunk out of my mind. I have plenty of bad pick up lines "Did you used to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam".[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]Did you used to be a knitter? cuz I can see your cast-on fitting perfectly on my needle.[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]No matter how incredibly hilarious this derail is, it's still a derail. :)[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]You can derail a QQ thread? It's impossible :P Jeffy was just QQing about how his pickup lines suck so much :D (lol)[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]looooool I'm so good at derailing conversations.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I'm QQing about the frustrations of losing loves, and the frustration I probably cause girls when propositioning them with phrases like "Are you an EMT because I could use some mouth to mouth resesutation (can't spell)" or "Did you know I have a PHD?" (Pretty huge dick)[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]desite you already having posted a picture of yourself, I kind of imagine you as a womanizing TF as hard as I try to remove the image from my mind...XD[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk][youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heCzLFrnytI&feature=related] QQ that Jeffy has 1 more rep then me and i've given him like 3 rep too D:[/quote]