"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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you swallowed the milk, it traveled down your esophagus, through your stomach into your kidneys, where nutrients are extracted, then moves on to bladder and you urinate the remnants out approximately 8 hours later.
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XnMiller
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What drama? Sounds like wrath enjoys taking things literally every now and then. However, I do have to say. I don't believe it is 8 hours later that you would urinate milk. I think it takes about 2 hours for liquids to travel through your system. It may take longer though if it was only one drink of milk. If it was an entire gallon, you have bigger problems than how quickly milk is excreted (actually, that may be your problem. What goes in the hole comes out the hole).
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