Another Random Poem Thread (BECAUSE I CAN)

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I can't remember the middle bit... The end is something like "Will you please stop insulting my bad rhymes? Go write good poetry on your own time."[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Time ticks by like a bullet past my ear I fell out of love with her didn't you hear? The issue wasn't the sex or her crazy wardrobe It was her voice, that annoying insensate "Ya KNOW!?!" So I dumped her to the curb like a bag of trash She cried and screamed and bellowed "I gave you that rash" I shout back at her as pleased as pie I gave you herpes now please won't you die? I laugh to myself as her voice is no where near She's gone I'm free I CAN FINALLY HEAR A week later she comes staggering back "I love you, I need you" all that useless crap My head tilts to the side as I send her back packing Her voice in my ear, now my hearing is lacking But she's gone again, no where in sight. I can finally have my quiet peaceful night. Her loathing shape appears in my dream I can't go back to sleep now so I indulge on ice cream. I get my new prescription from the drug store Cursing and spitting the name of that whore Popping pills by my bedside table I drift off to sleep Looking for new woman to find and then creep My smile stays plastered on my super smug face Glad to be rid of her, leaving no trace Death then slips me into a dark deep slumber One I'll never return from to get a new number The morale of this story is short and sweet Don't fuck a girl without a glove on your meat.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]That was both funny and sad at the same time...[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I suppose. But the last line is what makes it awesome.[/quote]

[quote=Keels]Hours pass in an instant I am granted an outlet for insanity Dreams as private as the grave Utter silence, filled by the noise of a movie theater Projected before my eyes I wake to a new world And sleep in my own.[/quote]