Another Random Poem Thread (BECAUSE I CAN)

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Spring rains bring forth what beauty the world holds Summer heat brings forth the beauty in woman more priceless than gold Fall sets us up for some late night masquerade fun Winter brings a lot of snow, too deep to run All four seasons love is in the air Spring rain breaths it into her hair Summer makes her sweet skin wet and tan Fall means comfy quiet kisses her lips Oh! So grand In winter we cuddle comfy and quiet by the fire In all four season our love is to be admired. Quiet nuzzles, bites, and licks Seasons bring out the most in all chicks To end this sweet poem I'll have to say this Nothing beats the kisses from her deep red lips.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] Why can't I remember the damn poem... I just had it in my head and now I can only remember half of it.... DX [/quote] Ohhh nuuuu[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]What on earth is wrong with writing sonnets? Deterred by making then "pentameter-ed" I am so sick of trying to ferret- Out rhymes for me to use in my tethered- down poetry, so hard for me to write I wish that I could really write a poem but my emotions I can and will fight And my terribly bad rhymes you do comb this is all I can remember. It has one more stanza and two lines after that, because it's actually a shakespearean sonnet if you check the form. It was intentionally a badly written sonnet...[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I likes it :D I'd have gone crazy as Shakespeare. Iambic pentameter FUUUUUU I'd say :P[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I can't remember the middle bit... The end is something like "Will you please stop insulting my bad rhymes? Go write good poetry on your own time."[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Time ticks by like a bullet past my ear I fell out of love with her didn't you hear? The issue wasn't the sex or her crazy wardrobe It was her voice, that annoying insensate "Ya KNOW!?!" So I dumped her to the curb like a bag of trash She cried and screamed and bellowed "I gave you that rash" I shout back at her as pleased as pie I gave you herpes now please won't you die? I laugh to myself as her voice is no where near She's gone I'm free I CAN FINALLY HEAR A week later she comes staggering back "I love you, I need you" all that useless crap My head tilts to the side as I send her back packing Her voice in my ear, now my hearing is lacking But she's gone again, no where in sight. I can finally have my quiet peaceful night. Her loathing shape appears in my dream I can't go back to sleep now so I indulge on ice cream. I get my new prescription from the drug store Cursing and spitting the name of that whore Popping pills by my bedside table I drift off to sleep Looking for new woman to find and then creep My smile stays plastered on my super smug face Glad to be rid of her, leaving no trace Death then slips me into a dark deep slumber One I'll never return from to get a new number The morale of this story is short and sweet Don't fuck a girl without a glove on your meat.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]That was both funny and sad at the same time...[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I suppose. But the last line is what makes it awesome.[/quote]

[quote=Keels]Hours pass in an instant I am granted an outlet for insanity Dreams as private as the grave Utter silence, filled by the noise of a movie theater Projected before my eyes I wake to a new world And sleep in my own.[/quote]