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Soronto
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wRAthoFVuLK wrote:
OMG
ALL THE PAINFUL BLOODY CUTS
IT HURTS TO WATCH
how did you do that Bwrong?
Again: I honestly have no clue how this keeps happening.
Wintermond
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B-Wong wrote:
Welcome to the "Share your personal injury thread"
Oooo, that reminds me.
Run around with a stick on your forehead.
???
Eye surgery.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Oh I got one. If you wanna talk bout injuries.
First: On the funeral of my grandpa I fell on the stairs. Nice laceration. Still have a scar.
Second: In the kindergarten some lil child punched my head with a dipper (a plastic one). Again a laceration.
Third: Can't remember that one actually. Maybe you know those doors which close automaticly. Now imagine whats happening if your finger still is between the door and the door case. Yeah. My thumb got split. Still got a scar.
First: On the funeral of my grandpa I fell on the stairs. Nice laceration. Still have a scar.
Second: In the kindergarten some lil child punched my head with a dipper (a plastic one). Again a laceration.
Third: Can't remember that one actually. Maybe you know those doors which close automaticly. Now imagine whats happening if your finger still is between the door and the door case. Yeah. My thumb got split. Still got a scar.
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ALL THE PAINFUL BLOODY CUTS
IT HURTS TO WATCH
how did you do that Bwrong?