"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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First of all Astrid Lindgren was not Danish.
Second of all, Yes the government did in fact ban a FORM of Manga, which was Lolicon, and Lolicon is manga child pornography, so is that so strange? (regular child pornography is a crime that can get you jail time in sweden)
Sweden, Y U no let me fist-hump to children? >:[
(I thought lolicon wasn't pornography, but I don't know **** about that so I'm probably wrong :3 )