How to find a good girlfriend

[quote=Dante Rebellion]A Duff guide without Triforce as core? MADNESS I TELL YOU!!! MADNESS[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Dante Rebellion] I'm not the kind of guy that will mindlessly bang any hot woman, resulting in them getting pregnant.. [/quote] Hmmmm... I question the validity of this statement... ;P Hell, the champ you play even say's, "Look behind you..." Clearly, that's more than just an innuendo. HOW MANY KIDS DANTE, HOW MANY!?[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Luther3000] It's basically the same in the UK, I haven't been out of the house in two years and I don't have any friends. =P [/quote] Are you physically capable of leaving the house?[/quote]

[quote=Dante Rebellion]Touché, Well played sir.[/quote]

[quote=Luther3000][quote=DuffTime] Are you physically capable of leaving the house? [/quote] Physically yes. I don't cope well with other people or any kind of social situation which is why I left school at 16 and haven't done anything since (unless you count playing various games, LoL, and this).[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Luther3000] Physically yes. I don't cope well with other people or any kind of social situation which is why I left school at 16 and haven't done anything since (unless you count playing various games, LoL, and this). [/quote] Ah, so it's emotionally that you feel incapable. On a scale from 1-10, how much would you like to be out of the house interacting with people? (Might I ask how old you are now? =o)[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Dante Rebellion] Touché, Well played sir. [/quote] They call me the DuffTime.[/quote]

[quote=Luther3000][quote=DuffTime] Ah, so it's emotionally that you feel incapable. On a scale from 1-10, how much would you like to be out of the house interacting with people? (Might I ask how old you are now? =o) [/quote] Umm, that kind of depends. I'm not entirely sure if I'd like to or not, half of me wishes I had friends/girlfriend whatever but I accepted a long time ago that I never would. The other half thinks all human beings suck and deserve to die in fire. As it is I have no idea how to go about such a thing anyway. I'm 18. :P YEAAAAHH WHINING ON INTERNET FORUMS.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Luther3000] Umm, that kind of depends. I'm not entirely sure if I'd like to or not, half of me wishes I had friends/girlfriend whatever, and the other half thinks all human beings deserve to die in fire. As it is I have no idea how to go about such a thing anyway. I'm 18. :P [/quote] Most human beings do deserve to die in fire. That's why we have cheaters, alcoholics, guns, war, rape, murder, Dante Rebellion, robbery, Lying, etc. But, there are genuinely good people out there too. I think you'd benefit by doing the hard thing, wading through the useless SHIT balls, and trying to find those people who are genuinely good people. You may wade through 100 useless tools before you find 1 person worth talking to. That's how it goes for me anyway, but it's worth it when you make a real quality friend. Do you think you'd be open to going to a coffee shop and just ordering coffee and sitting and people watching? Sometimes just watching people can help with that sort of social anxiety.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=B-Wong] I think they're discussing how to get girls, not how to destroy them in a League of Legends match. [/quote] If you can't get a girl after showing her what Trinity Force and Randy's does... D: You're probably beyond hope.[/quote]