How to find a good girlfriend

[quote=Wintermond][u][b]GUIDE ON HOW TO LANE THE SOLO/DUO LOVE LANE IN RL:[/b] [/u] Hey guys, Winter here with another awesome Guide, this time it's a general gameplay Guide about the solo love lane. The solo love lane works very different than all other lanes since you don't have to defeat your opponent, instead you have to get him to your team and make your lane a [b]duo love lane[/b], what makes many things a lot brighter and improves your whole gameplay experience on the fields of justice(AKA RL). [b]MASTERIES:[/b] 15/0/15 I go for half offense/utility masteries since I want to dominate the solo lane to reach my goal of a DUO LOVE LANE and I want to be able to protect my lane partner on the duo love lane later on, but at the same time I want to be intelligent, have money and stuff. Defense is for pussies. [b]RUNES:[/b] [icon=Greater Mark of Desolation size=32][Icon=Greater Seal of Resilience size=32][Icon=Greater Glyph of warding size=32][Icon=Greater Quintessence of Desolation size=32] ArP Marks and Quints(Get that defense down!) Flat Mp/5 seals(Aka Charmpoints) Mres glyphs(You don't want to be a victim of a woman's weapons!) [b]SUMMONER SPELLS:[/b] [[Ignite]] and [[Cleanse]]. Ignite sets hearts on fire, Cleanse because love makes blind, bro. [b] LANING PHASE:[/b] Okay, that's where the magic happens! Don't harrass your opponent too much in the early levels, since this might cause her to recall and switch lanes. Get to know her first. Know how she reacts, know her good and bad sides, know her peculiarities. If you like her playstyle you can start poking her with your strengths, spend time on the lane with her and eventually you will become more involved. If this is the case, evaluate your odds: -Did she get close to me on lane? -How far did I rip through her defense? -Are there any signs from her to show me that she likes laning with/against me? There are many more things you have to ask yourself, but the most important thing is INTUITION. Nothing can answer this question better than your heart. If you think you can take the risk, use your three-letter-ultimate and see some magic happen. It can be evil magic or good magic. If it's evil magic, well...gluck bro. Your relationship will most likely suffer from this and things could develop awkward. If it's good magic you will be the happiest person on the planet. [b] POST LANING PHASE: [/b] Don't betray your girl, value her and take care of her. Spend time with her, don't let her down. If you disapoint your girl, the punishment of the gods will come over you. This is a short guide, but I hope you enjoyed reading it and I hope it improved your love lane skills. I will close with the words of Mr. Keating(The Dead poet's society): [i]"A woman is a cathedral, boys. Worship at one every chance you get."[/i] lol what did i just write.[/quote]

[quote=Yukimaru]+rep now "A woman is a cathedral, boys. Worship at one every chance you get." Sounds more like "A woman is a cathedral, boys. bangbang at one every chance you get."[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]Needed mention of innervating locket.[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond][quote=Lugignaf] Needed mention of innervating locket. [/quote] Got removed cos OP.[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]'S ok. You can get it because you hax and eat oranges. Makes everything k.[/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]+rep Winter. Duff: Why thank you for the compliments :) I've noticed you've been quite eloquent lately, keep it up :D And uh, yeah... I did hear about what Searz was talking about, but I can't really remember... he kinda talked around in circles, didn't he? Hahaha. (Hey Duff, maybe we could write some scenarios for the interest of the members here) But guys, I would definitely read Duff's long post. It's virtually all correct.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]Agreed. Duff clearly knows something about girls. Listen to him.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=jhoijhoi] And uh, yeah... I did hear about what Searz was talking about, but I can't really remember... he kinda talked around in circles, didn't he? Hahaha.[/quote] I like circles? Maybe? Wut're we talking about here =?[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]lolwutathread. I don't even know what to say. I guess all I can say is why all the hate on Dante? Dude has tons of valid points. He's 18 atm, most girls at that age are a lot like he describes them. My two cents on this stuff is that you just need to upgrade/change your 'technique' based on who your trying to get into a relationship with. Each person has different phases in their life, and if you try and use the same technique on them for 50 years, it's highly unlikely you'll get anywhere, especially if what you did didn't work the first time. Practice makes perfect too.[/quote]

[quote=Adonikam]Jesus christ Jhoi, were you up all night?? the fuck!?[/quote]