How to find a good girlfriend

[quote=Rudmed]My two tips. 1. Avoid knight in shining armor scenarios. Yes you saved her from her parents/friends/other boyfriend, etc. Good job, and now you can watch your relationship shatter into thousands of pieces, or somehow (like very very very low chance) kick off. 2. What is more precious your friendship, or you dating them? I'm currently here with one of my friends, while I would date her, but I think two of her past boyfriends she rarely talks to or tolerates. Not willing to risk a friendship over that. Just my 2 cents.[/quote]

[quote=Whated#79092]Don't let this thread die! SO DAMN GOOD![/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]Also, don't forget. Girl's don't fart, ever, so you'll need to keep that in mind.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=Siveo] I just know 1 thing: You're not gonna find a girlfriend in here ;) [/quote] That because all the girls on here are taken XD[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]girls have cooties lolwut[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] [quote=Siveo] I just know 1 thing: You're not gonna find a girlfriend in here ;) [/quote] That because all the girls on here are taken XD [/quote] omg, girls here are too easy. joking (maybe not), but I'm not willing to date via internet, I'm fine with real life BTW, I was watching a live stream and my fking god, hotshot is a fking lucker. I lol'd a lot, he got away with around 30 HP[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]lol... the girls I know of are dating people irl not over the interwebs. I, for example, knew my bf before I started playing LoL...he just happened to get me into it.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] lol... the girls I know of are dating people irl not over the interwebs. I, for example, knew my bf before I started playing LoL...he just happened to get me into it. [/quote] I doubt if I can make my gf play LoL and watch animes/read mangas[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]Then she's clearly not a dorky gamerchick like I am lol[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond][u][b]GUIDE ON HOW TO LANE THE SOLO/DUO LOVE LANE IN RL:[/b] [/u] Hey guys, Winter here with another awesome Guide, this time it's a general gameplay Guide about the solo love lane. The solo love lane works very different than all other lanes since you don't have to defeat your opponent, instead you have to get him to your team and make your lane a [b]duo love lane[/b], what makes many things a lot brighter and improves your whole gameplay experience on the fields of justice(AKA RL). [b]MASTERIES:[/b] 15/0/15 I go for half offense/utility masteries since I want to dominate the solo lane to reach my goal of a DUO LOVE LANE and I want to be able to protect my lane partner on the duo love lane later on, but at the same time I want to be intelligent, have money and stuff. Defense is for pussies. [b]RUNES:[/b] [icon=Greater Mark of Desolation size=32][Icon=Greater Seal of Resilience size=32][Icon=Greater Glyph of warding size=32][Icon=Greater Quintessence of Desolation size=32] ArP Marks and Quints(Get that defense down!) Flat Mp/5 seals(Aka Charmpoints) Mres glyphs(You don't want to be a victim of a woman's weapons!) [b]SUMMONER SPELLS:[/b] [[Ignite]] and [[Cleanse]]. Ignite sets hearts on fire, Cleanse because love makes blind, bro. [b] LANING PHASE:[/b] Okay, that's where the magic happens! Don't harrass your opponent too much in the early levels, since this might cause her to recall and switch lanes. Get to know her first. Know how she reacts, know her good and bad sides, know her peculiarities. If you like her playstyle you can start poking her with your strengths, spend time on the lane with her and eventually you will become more involved. If this is the case, evaluate your odds: -Did she get close to me on lane? -How far did I rip through her defense? -Are there any signs from her to show me that she likes laning with/against me? There are many more things you have to ask yourself, but the most important thing is INTUITION. Nothing can answer this question better than your heart. If you think you can take the risk, use your three-letter-ultimate and see some magic happen. It can be evil magic or good magic. If it's evil magic, well...gluck bro. Your relationship will most likely suffer from this and things could develop awkward. If it's good magic you will be the happiest person on the planet. [b] POST LANING PHASE: [/b] Don't betray your girl, value her and take care of her. Spend time with her, don't let her down. If you disapoint your girl, the punishment of the gods will come over you. This is a short guide, but I hope you enjoyed reading it and I hope it improved your love lane skills. I will close with the words of Mr. Keating(The Dead poet's society): [i]"A woman is a cathedral, boys. Worship at one every chance you get."[/i] lol what did i just write.[/quote]