Something I whipped up for a joke thread I saw

[quote=JunSupport]Karzildamereivia'Mawrick, Death's apprentice - Karzil for short. This champion is a ranged carry that operates purely on using methods forbidden to humans to extend its own life so it may continue to deal damage. Karzil.'s only artificial offensive attack are vocal sounds waves. He was the one who taught Karthus how to perform the infamous [[Requiem]], but uses them in a faster repetitive form instead of as a single nuke assault. Passive: After taking fatal damage, Defy death for 8 seconds. When the defiance is over, Karzil. enters an unstable state, gaining a massive movement speed, before detonating and dealing X true damage to all nearby enemy units. After which, Karzil. revert into an egg. If the egg survives for 6 seconds, you are rebirthed. (Egg effect has 3 minute cooldown) Q: Sing and deal damage to all enemy champions on the map. -Cooldown lets you use this at least 2~3 times a minute. -No channel W: Cast a buff on yourself or an allied champion. If fatal damage is taken while buffed, the champion will be ressurected with X amount of health and mana. -Cooldown is about 1 minute. -new passive: Karzil's cooldowns are all halved when this spell successfully resurrects someone. E: Become enraged, increasing crit-chance and attack power, and refusing to go below 1 HP for 5 seconds. Can be used while under the effects of CC. -Cooldown about 1 minute -new passive: under all forms of cc, Karzil can still auto-attack. R: Create a clone of yourself or an ally that deals XX% of your damage. If the person cloned dies during the clone's duration, they will be necro'd for a short duration. -Cooldown about 1 minute (Program protocal changes: Egg procs after Necro instead of before.) Skill rotation: QQ You hurt me? QQ! QQ You hurt me more?! W! QQ You hurt me more? E :P QQ You still hurting me? QQ... R QQ You kill me? T_T NECRO! QQ! QQ! KAMAKAZI! Derp, I come back to life. Rinse and repeat because the cooldowns will be just enough to chain together. Serious question: This champ 6300 IP! [b][color=#ffff00]You buy?[/color][/b][/quote]

[quote=gwadzila]o.o needs buffs, 4 ults and 3 passives in one is not very good.[/quote]

[quote=JunSupport]Udyr doesn't have an ultimate and he works. I don't see how the reverse can't work.[/quote]

[quote=gwadzila]It can, but I feel like your skills aren't doing enough. Maybe two passives per skill?[/quote]

[quote=JunSupport]Naaah, you're just saying that because you don't know the base damage to his Q. Also, Karzil has a 650 auto-attack range. :][/quote]