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Toshabi wrote:
Don't hesitate to go on another vacation.
Awww, how heartwarming <3
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
caucheka wrote:
i dunno. i think the story was pretty good the way it was. but still its a weird story.
I feel like a badass getting involved in this
living life on the edge
XnMiller wrote:
It was a little lackluster. The cliff-hanger definitely has me hooked though. I want to hear the continuation!
Not really. The cliff hanger could've used a lot of work. It's about as close to the cliff as a fat mans arms are away from the bottom of his belly.
Toshabi wrote:
Not really. The cliff hanger could've used a lot of work. It's about as close to the cliff as a fat mans arms are away from the bottom of his belly.
Come on guys, these quote pyramids are really immature.
Now time for a picture!
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I agree, lets do this
Lets start it now. I'll tell you guys a story:
Everyday I wake up at 5 am, take a shower, eat breakfast, pray and go to school. Everyday I do the same fking thing. Some months ago, something different happenned: two **********er-faced guys got on the way. Like, I go to school listening to metal, so I walk as fast as a boss, and the two men were almost stopping. I thought on crossing the street and go back after some blocks, but that'd be just waste of my energy. So I stopped, waited like 5 mins and started walking again. Sadly the two bros were still there, crawling like slugs. After 40 minutes of just ****-speed walking, I got to school.
Of course the story is almost real, it just didn't take 40 mins, only 25, and I found one of them today again. At least this time I could get to school faster.