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I liked that story. It needs to have a bit more discord if you ask me.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
Toshabi wrote:
Don't hesitate to go on another vacation.
Awww, how heartwarming <3
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
caucheka wrote:
i dunno. i think the story was pretty good the way it was. but still its a weird story.
I feel like a badass getting involved in this
living life on the edge
XnMiller wrote:
It was a little lackluster. The cliff-hanger definitely has me hooked though. I want to hear the continuation!
Not really. The cliff hanger could've used a lot of work. It's about as close to the cliff as a fat mans arms are away from the bottom of his belly.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
Toshabi wrote:
Not really. The cliff hanger could've used a lot of work. It's about as close to the cliff as a fat mans arms are away from the bottom of his belly.
Come on guys, these quote pyramids are really immature.
Now time for a picture!
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I agree, lets do this
Lets start it now. I'll tell you guys a story:
Everyday I wake up at 5 am, take a shower, eat breakfast, pray and go to school. Everyday I do the same fking thing. Some months ago, something different happenned: two **********er-faced guys got on the way. Like, I go to school listening to metal, so I walk as fast as a boss, and the two men were almost stopping. I thought on crossing the street and go back after some blocks, but that'd be just waste of my energy. So I stopped, waited like 5 mins and started walking again. Sadly the two bros were still there, crawling like slugs. After 40 minutes of just ****-speed walking, I got to school.
Of course the story is almost real, it just didn't take 40 mins, only 25, and I found one of them today again. At least this time I could get to school faster.