Jobs LoL champs would have in real life?

[quote=Nighthawk]Garen would be a hair stylist. Taric would be the CEO of Ikea. Blitzcrank would be a ballerina (i can totally see him in a tutu) Kennen would be a circus midget. Morgana would be a high school teacher. Akali would be a lucho wrestler, or wtf those mexican wrestlers are. Alistar would be a clown. Amumu would be a gay stripper with HIV, Cancer, Hypothermia, 3rd degree burns all over his entire body, be a midget, and over charge for his services. Anivia would be a stuffed toy. Annie would be a chew toy for a dog that says 'HAVE YOU SEEN MAH BEAR TIBBERS?' Ashe would be an olympic medalist hopped up on steroids. Brand would be a news reporter 'And today in the forecast I see FIRE, FIRE EVERYWHERE' Cait would be a groupie for American Idol winners. Cass would star as Jabba the Hutt in the Starwars movies. Cho'Gath would star as the Cookie monster. Corki would be one of the wright brothers. Mundo would be a butcher. Eve would be a hooker who makes you pay up front and then disappears. (so a pickpocket I guess) Ezreal would be a national geographic photographer. Fiddlesticks would be the boogie man. Galio would sit outside the White House and strike poses for tourists. Gangplank would be the founder of international talk like a pirate day and be a fruititarian Gragas would be an executioner who drinks his problems away. (could totally see an executioner gragas skin) Heimerdinger would an italian pawnbroker. Irelia would be a californian babe surfer chick. Janna would be what she is now (goddess slut of assists) Jarvan IV would be the son of Donald Trump. Jax would be Harisson Ford. (or h/e the fuck you spell his name) Karma would be a social worker. Karthus would be the developer of WoW, Oblivion, Morrowind etc. dats all i got atm[/quote]

[quote=Atarios]Xin Zhao is a professional Janitor. No shit.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=orochinagi] [quote=JakofAllSpaydes] zilean is obviously a (Bra)zilean [/quote] lol And seriously... everybody knows Morde, Sona, Karthus and Yorick are musicians... they even got their own band Pentakill >_> [/quote] such a dangereous band[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]Taric is a special kind of adult film star.[/quote]

[quote=davidcarl]Dude why I not see Kayle anywhere¿[/quote]