Jobs LoL champs would have in real life?

Akali/Sivir/Nidalee are all strippers ofc.

Ashe/MF are Go Go Dancers.

Caitlyn is a drill instructor.

Sona is a Conductor for the Phil Harmonics.

Alistar made it into my BK burger

WW is my hunting dog

Ezreal is Justin Bieber

Mundo is a butcher

Singed is a doctor

Anivia was my KFC dinner the other night

Annie is obviously a straight "A" student

Zilean is a stoner who works in a dispensary

Brand is a fire safety officer

Cassiopeia is a hairstylist

Blitzcrank is the vending machine down the hall

Cho Gath is the boogie...Man?

Corki is a pilot for american airlines

Evelynn is an escort

Fiddlesicks works at Halloween World

Galieo is owner of a successful set of jaz/dance clubs.

Gang Plank is a struggling writer

Garen is an FBI agent along with Xin, Jarvan, and Lux

Gragas is the owner of a chain of fast food restaurants

Heimerdinger is a rocket scientist

Irelia is a self defense instructor for women (and wimpy men)

Janna runs a shelter for the homeless

Jax is the president

Karma is an acupuncturist

Karthus is Death

Kassadin is a DJ in the vein of Deadmau5

Katarina is a professional Cricket player

Kayle is a judge

Kennen is your local meth dealer

Kog Maw is a paper boy who never leaves the comfort of his front yard to take care of his route

LeBlanc is a lounge singer

Lee Sin is a Masseuse

Leona is an umpre for women's baseball

Malphite is one of the human statues on Broadway

Malzahar is a fortune teller

Maokai is...Well he's a ****ing tree

Master Yi is a meth head/ Yusein Bolt

Mordekaiser is a heavy metal rocker

Morganna is a cheap end 20 dollar hooker

Nasus is a body builder

Nocturne is a world class hunter

Nunu is a snowman

Olaf is the lazy frat boy who never shaves

Orinna is one of the human robots you see on Broadway

Pantheon is an MMA fighter

Poppy is a well paid agent

Rammus is a new tank (literally the vehicle)

Renekton took over for Steve Erwin

Riven is a sex therapist

Rumble is obviously a car mechanic for NASCAR

Ryze is a librarian

Shaco works at te circus, cleaning the **** out of animal cages

Shen is a SWAT team captain

Sion is also a body builder

Skarner was just caught by Renekton (aka Steve Erwin replacement)

Soraka is a tribal shaman

Swain is a general in the British army (america couldn't afford him)

Talon is a male prostitute

Taric is Talon's pimp

Temmo is a bouncer

Tristana is a bomb disposal expert

Trundle just got arrested for trolling the family of a dead girl

Tryndamere is the reigning world champ of 1 haneded bench presses (THAT RIGHT ARM)

Twisted Fate playes Gambit in the next Xmen Movie

Twitch is a sewage maintenance worker

Udyr is a karate instructor

Urgot works at Red Lobster

Vayne is a world class gymnast/(assassin)

Veigar is a magician

Vladamir is a governor

Yorick is a roadie for Mordekaiser

I think that covers all of them....

^

Well that made me laugh alot.

dat bieber.

I feel like karma would have a more important roll in the real world than that. lollol.
this thread is fantastic

I stopped reading just because kat isnt a stripper

Kat isn't a stripper she just isn't. At most she is a cricket player.

^ XD
Cho'Gath. Fast food commercials. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

@Jeffy

Noooo! I was nearly done with mine! You mother fu... no but nice. xD

How dare you spell "Teemo" "Temmo" with your own free will? I'll get my revenge! Somehow!

Also I always tought Swain to be russian. :<

Swain is a russian general

zilean is obviously a (Bra)zilean