Jobs LoL champs would have in real life?

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Akali/Sivir/Nidalee are all strippers ofc. Ashe/MF are Go Go Dancers. Caitlyn is a drill instructor. Sona is a Conductor for the Phil Harmonics. Alistar made it into my BK burger WW is my hunting dog Ezreal is Justin Bieber Mundo is a butcher Singed is a doctor Anivia was my KFC dinner the other night Annie is obviously a straight "A" student Zilean is a stoner who works in a dispensary Brand is a fire safety officer Cassiopeia is a hairstylist Blitzcrank is the vending machine down the hall Cho Gath is the boogie...Man? Corki is a pilot for american airlines Evelynn is an escort Fiddlesicks works at Halloween World Galieo is owner of a successful set of jaz/dance clubs. Gang Plank is a struggling writer Garen is an FBI agent along with Xin, Jarvan, and Lux Gragas is the owner of a chain of fast food restaurants Heimerdinger is a rocket scientist Irelia is a self defense instructor for women (and wimpy men) Janna runs a shelter for the homeless Jax is the president Karma is an acupuncturist Karthus is Death Kassadin is a DJ in the vein of Deadmau5 Katarina is a professional Cricket player Kayle is a judge Kennen is your local meth dealer Kog Maw is a paper boy who never leaves the comfort of his front yard to take care of his route LeBlanc is a lounge singer Lee Sin is a Masseuse Leona is an umpre for women's baseball Malphite is one of the human statues on Broadway Malzahar is a fortune teller Maokai is...Well he's a fucking tree Master Yi is a meth head/ Yusein Bolt Mordekaiser is a heavy metal rocker Morganna is a cheap end 20 dollar hooker Nasus is a body builder Nocturne is a world class hunter Nunu is a snowman Olaf is the lazy frat boy who never shaves Orinna is one of the human robots you see on Broadway Pantheon is an MMA fighter Poppy is a well paid agent Rammus is a new tank (literally the vehicle) Renekton took over for Steve Erwin Riven is a sex therapist Rumble is obviously a car mechanic for NASCAR Ryze is a librarian Shaco works at te circus, cleaning the shit out of animal cages Shen is a SWAT team captain Sion is also a body builder Skarner was just caught by Renekton (aka Steve Erwin replacement) Soraka is a tribal shaman Swain is a general in the British army (america couldn't afford him) Talon is a male prostitute Taric is Talon's pimp Temmo is a bouncer Tristana is a bomb disposal expert Trundle just got arrested for trolling the family of a dead girl Tryndamere is the reigning world champ of 1 haneded bench presses (THAT RIGHT ARM) Twisted Fate playes Gambit in the next Xmen Movie Twitch is a sewage maintenance worker Udyr is a karate instructor Urgot works at Red Lobster Vayne is a world class gymnast/(assassin) Veigar is a magician Vladamir is a governor Yorick is a roadie for Mordekaiser I think that covers all of them....[/quote]

[quote=Rudmed]^ Well that made me laugh alot.[/quote]

[quote=Symphunny][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] Ezreal is Justin Bieber [/quote] dat bieber.[/quote]

[quote=NinjaGinge]I feel like karma would have a more important roll in the real world than that. lollol. this thread is fantastic[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn]I stopped reading just because kat isnt a stripper[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Kat isn't a stripper she just isn't. At most she is a cricket player.[/quote]

[quote=Vort]^ XD Cho'Gath. Fast food commercials. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM[/quote]

[quote=Yougan]@Jeffy Noooo! I was nearly done with mine! You mother fu... no but nice. xD How dare you spell "Teemo" "Temmo" with your own free will? I'll get my revenge! Somehow! Also I always tought Swain to be russian. :<[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=Yougan] @Jeffy Noooo! I was nearly done with mine! You mother fu... no but nice. xD How dare you spell "Teemo" "Temmo" with your own free will? I'll get my revenge! Somehow! Also I always tought Swain to be russian. :< [/quote] Swain is a russian general[/quote]

[quote=JakofAllSpaydes]zilean is obviously a (Bra)zilean[/quote]