Jobs LoL champs would have in real life?

[quote=gwadzila]No, I don't mean like GRAGAS WUD MAYK BEER. Try to be creative-ish I think Talon would be a great landscaper. R-R, lawn mowed.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I think Soraka would make a good exterminator. QQQQ ALL THE BUGS ARE DEAD.[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]I think Poppy would be a high end hooker. I mean, just look at the name of her skills ;)[/quote]

[quote=gwadzila][quote=Nighthawk] I think Poppy would be a high end hooker. I mean, just look at the name of her skills ;) [/quote] Made me choke on cheez it's. LOL[/quote]

[quote=castlemanRC]hmmm. . . . lee sin the chauffer? Teemo the plush toy? Pantheon would just drop by and say hi.[/quote]

[quote=Xenasis]Garen would make a good gardener - specialising in bushes, of course. Fiddlesticks DID have a well paid job as a scarecrow, until his employer found out he attracted crows rather than repelled them. I mean really, what sort of a scarecrow does that?... Irelia would be one of those over the top cosplayers that have EVERYTHING perfect and work in a manga store or something. Jax would, naturally, be a master at arms - and/or a fencing instructor. Other than that, you have Janna as a weather forecaster, Kayle the lawyer, Vayne the hit(wo)man Gangplank works at Riot, under the alias "Ymir", Yorick the... gravedigger? No, that was too easy.... Edit: Oh, and Annie's quite obviously an internet troll who spams pedobear every minute or so. Apparently that's a job now.[/quote]

[quote=PotatisFarfar]Blitz wuld be a guy that highfives people. Dunno were yet... Maybe just as and advertiser or something.[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]nocturne would be a clown to scare children.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn]Jarvan would be a king and Xin'd be the best arena fighter. Shaco would be the jester and Sona the musician.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Akali/Sivir/Nidalee are all strippers ofc. Ashe/MF are Go Go Dancers. Caitlyn is a drill instructor. Sona is a Conductor for the Phil Harmonics. Alistar made it into my BK burger WW is my hunting dog Ezreal is Justin Bieber Mundo is a butcher Singed is a doctor Anivia was my KFC dinner the other night Annie is obviously a straight "A" student Zilean is a stoner who works in a dispensary Brand is a fire safety officer Cassiopeia is a hairstylist Blitzcrank is the vending machine down the hall Cho Gath is the boogie...Man? Corki is a pilot for american airlines Evelynn is an escort Fiddlesicks works at Halloween World Galieo is owner of a successful set of jaz/dance clubs. Gang Plank is a struggling writer Garen is an FBI agent along with Xin, Jarvan, and Lux Gragas is the owner of a chain of fast food restaurants Heimerdinger is a rocket scientist Irelia is a self defense instructor for women (and wimpy men) Janna runs a shelter for the homeless Jax is the president Karma is an acupuncturist Karthus is Death Kassadin is a DJ in the vein of Deadmau5 Katarina is a professional Cricket player Kayle is a judge Kennen is your local meth dealer Kog Maw is a paper boy who never leaves the comfort of his front yard to take care of his route LeBlanc is a lounge singer Lee Sin is a Masseuse Leona is an umpre for women's baseball Malphite is one of the human statues on Broadway Malzahar is a fortune teller Maokai is...Well he's a fucking tree Master Yi is a meth head/ Yusein Bolt Mordekaiser is a heavy metal rocker Morganna is a cheap end 20 dollar hooker Nasus is a body builder Nocturne is a world class hunter Nunu is a snowman Olaf is the lazy frat boy who never shaves Orinna is one of the human robots you see on Broadway Pantheon is an MMA fighter Poppy is a well paid agent Rammus is a new tank (literally the vehicle) Renekton took over for Steve Erwin Riven is a sex therapist Rumble is obviously a car mechanic for NASCAR Ryze is a librarian Shaco works at te circus, cleaning the shit out of animal cages Shen is a SWAT team captain Sion is also a body builder Skarner was just caught by Renekton (aka Steve Erwin replacement) Soraka is a tribal shaman Swain is a general in the British army (america couldn't afford him) Talon is a male prostitute Taric is Talon's pimp Temmo is a bouncer Tristana is a bomb disposal expert Trundle just got arrested for trolling the family of a dead girl Tryndamere is the reigning world champ of 1 haneded bench presses (THAT RIGHT ARM) Twisted Fate playes Gambit in the next Xmen Movie Twitch is a sewage maintenance worker Udyr is a karate instructor Urgot works at Red Lobster Vayne is a world class gymnast/(assassin) Veigar is a magician Vladamir is a governor Yorick is a roadie for Mordekaiser I think that covers all of them....[/quote]