Jobs LoL champs would have in real life?

[quote=gwadzila]No, I don't mean like GRAGAS WUD MAYK BEER. Try to be creative-ish I think Talon would be a great landscaper. R-R, lawn mowed.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I think Soraka would make a good exterminator. QQQQ ALL THE BUGS ARE DEAD.[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]I think Poppy would be a high end hooker. I mean, just look at the name of her skills ;)[/quote]

[quote=gwadzila][quote=Nighthawk] I think Poppy would be a high end hooker. I mean, just look at the name of her skills ;) [/quote] Made me choke on cheez it's. LOL[/quote]

[quote=castlemanRC]hmmm. . . . lee sin the chauffer? Teemo the plush toy? Pantheon would just drop by and say hi.[/quote]

[quote=Xenasis]Garen would make a good gardener - specialising in bushes, of course. Fiddlesticks DID have a well paid job as a scarecrow, until his employer found out he attracted crows rather than repelled them. I mean really, what sort of a scarecrow does that?... Irelia would be one of those over the top cosplayers that have EVERYTHING perfect and work in a manga store or something. Jax would, naturally, be a master at arms - and/or a fencing instructor. Other than that, you have Janna as a weather forecaster, Kayle the lawyer, Vayne the hit(wo)man Gangplank works at Riot, under the alias "Ymir", Yorick the... gravedigger? No, that was too easy.... Edit: Oh, and Annie's quite obviously an internet troll who spams pedobear every minute or so. Apparently that's a job now.[/quote]

[quote=PotatisFarfar]Blitz wuld be a guy that highfives people. Dunno were yet... Maybe just as and advertiser or something.[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]nocturne would be a clown to scare children.[/quote]

[quote=Yougan]Teemo is a drugdealer. Amumu works at a museum[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn]Jarvan would be a king and Xin'd be the best arena fighter. Shaco would be the jester and Sona the musician.[/quote]