Haha, you and your crazy ideas <3
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Come now, don't be like that old sport. You know you'd like to join in on this. The very thought of it tickles your interest, like the sensation Micheal Jackson gets when he sees an unsupervised playground filled to the brim with children a weary old man having just received an offer to be remade into the young chap he was 50 years ago. You know it can't be true, but the thought of 'what if' remains in your head like a caged beast wanting to get out.
You know where to find me if you have second thoughts about it.
You know where to find me if you have second thoughts about it.
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So come now fellow MOBAfailians and help me succeed in achieving my goal of a one way ticket to the chaotic depths of ELO hell.