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"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
Solo Queue

1629 and dropping.
Was not connected to the chat in champ select, **** you riot.
Ryze went top and I had to lane against Morgana mid. Yea, what could possibly go wrong.
Also 4th pick Morgana wtf.
Only time I died was two times when OUR UDYR came for a gank.
We both died.
This is the ULTIMATE LOSE STREAK OF DOOM.

1629 and dropping.
Was not connected to the chat in champ select, **** you riot.
Ryze went top and I had to lane against Morgana mid. Yea, what could possibly go wrong.
Also 4th pick Morgana wtf.
Only time I died was two times when OUR UDYR came for a gank.
We both died.
This is the ULTIMATE LOSE STREAK OF DOOM.
El Psy Congroo.

|You can't spell slaughter without laughter.|
^Lol
Also, don't you know not to gank Morgana? :P
Also, don't you know not to gank Morgana? :P
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"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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